ButtHurt

I just miss the dumb shit we used to do in IB. The games, the stupid inside jokes and all the hectic late night AIM Chats and TinyChat sessions. Probably the last time the internet and it's associated strangers was fun for me.

Could always be worse, it could be Fox picking the ads. It'd probably be for mail order pineapple coring services.

Time to be the unnamed 3rd party in this arrangement.

UBF! UBF!

If we're being fair IB was always shit, but it was the shit we needed it to be at the time. BTW, '04 here.

I hear so many cries in the distance of those channeling my power. I hear you, and I will see to it that all of you share equally in the ButtHurt.

No one can guard against the butthurt.

Your lack of effort has been noted. I will await your continued replies.

Hard you try, unfazed I am. Your true colors shine bright, become one with the butthurt. It is your true calling.

The salt here sustains me. Please continue your verbal assaults.

I know not of a circle of jerks. Only the hurt of butt. I get strong vibes from you, do you require my assistance?

He shall be hurt in the butt. I decree it so.

The salt has summoned me here.