GaiusIuliusCaesar

go to solstheim and find the ice cave called Benkongerike, search it for a dead mage and loot her robe, but don't put it on yet, travel to the mages giuld and buy a resist effect spell, then make a spell of 100% resist frost for 2 seconds, if necessary get a bunch of fortify willpower potions from any mages guild supply chest prior to casting. Once you can cast it, quickly put on the robe and everytime you use that amulet you will have a total of 130% chameleon, meaning you will be totally invisible. There is also a loot chest behind the Thirsk meadhouse containing high level unique enchanted items. Also there are two rings you'll want, the ring of Phynaster, and Denstagmer Found in the Senim Ancestral Tomb (southeast from Dagon Fel, on the corpse of Pop Je, on the altar at the end of the tomb). Denstagmer's Ring is an enchanted ring found in the Falas Ancestral Tomb southeast of Gnisis, in an urn on the altar labeled D. Bryant. Both offer resist effect enchantments, fire frost and shock, and magic, poison, and shock again

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compared to the dark brotherhood assassins and ash poets that get sent after you in that game dreamers are kind of pathetic, they also have no valuable loot of any kind, even the corpus meat they leave behind is worthless except to train up your alchemy skill. That said it is kind of fun to mow them down with a dwarven crossbow.

Nor have I but I suspect if I drink enough of it I will... sadly its one of those things I must consume in moderation because the good shit is fucking expensive.

Not going to lie, I have the same damn body mod installed. Still waiting for the full script extender so the fine folks at loverslab can get the sexytime going in the commonwealth.

and scotch is my spirit animal... that makes sense right?

sorry I was distracted by questionable activities I'm currently streaming on tinychat, you should totally join, its bens room, only he's absent so I'm filling in.

drinking and shit. come join me, or not. pm for password, its the same one as odins room. https://tinychat.com/roguealphonse

True enough, and yeah I might kind of have a thing for crazy women... at least all my exes certainly were... and I don't mean we had arguments, I mean one was diagnosed as a pathological liar, by a psychologist, and the other occasionally went into a trance like state randomly, and this happened during sex on at least one occasion, obviously I stopped and just sort of sat there trying to ascertain just what the fuck happened, never figured that one out.

well duh don't drink that shit strait... also fun fact its fortified wine and it has a finite shelf life. A lot of people treat it like booze and wonder why it tastes gross. When my vermouth goes to vinegar I use it for cooking. It is properly stored in a refrigerator when opened.

I've had to specify what a real gin martini is when ordering them at restaurants due to the sheer number of fruit based abominations masquerading as a martini at restaurants and bars. Newsflash people the type of glass you use does not define a drink, its what you put in said drink. A martini is 3 parts gin to 1 part dry vermouth, with a stuffed olive to garnish. A Manhattan is 2 parts rye whisky, to one part sweet vermouth, with a dash of bitters and a maraschino cherry. If not for my grandfather I wouldn't know either drink exists.

Both, sweet for Manhattans, dry for Martinis

Men are assholes, sorry. Some of us try to make up for it but we are too few in number and we usually have questionable motives anyway. That said you are adorable so presumably you can have your pic, just get out more and try to find less dickish dudes.

discuss. also we need a smiley for hard liquor

I can't fucking wait for those mods. Loved Morrowind, still my first and favorite bethesda game. I lost probably a year and a half of my life to it at least. I actually played it today, I have a decent emulator for it on my pc but to play it with an updated engine, graphics, and with voiced quests... that's something I would pay full price for, and its free... note I payed 20 dollars for skyrim on steam, and the same for fallout 4. I haven't spent 60 dollars on a new game since... ever. But I would to play skywind. Skyblivion is looking good too, I have an emulator for oblivion but the controls are buggy, moreso than for morrowind.

I'm going on a quest, to acquire booze, burgers, and vinegar

kerry fisher with a flame thrower, Illinois nazis, and 5 fried chickens

I was 20 when I started. I think...

If its medical experiments you should know that my body chemistry defiles all logic.

"They say everyone has a book in them, well for most people that is where it should stay" Christopher Hitchens

well what can I say? Being an unemployed shut-in has its advantages