little_girl_lost

Mini lasagna for xmas dinner

This is what my bf refers to as "my gf's famous fried chicken"

Am I the only one who thinks the Menendez brothers should stay in prison? Like, they shot their mom point blank in the face. They planned it. Even if they were both molested by the father, they were adults and could have moved anywhere else in the world to get away from him. They just wanted to speed up their inheritance.

Mums are the ugliest fucking flowers.

No, my part of town doesnt have an hoa. It was the city's code enforcement trying to write me citations for bullshit.

The city is on my ass about the aesthetics of my house. Had to fix a bunch of things outside. But they were bitching about the paint chipping from my house, so I fixed that problem. Before: And after: Because fuck the city, that's why.

The chocolate and peanut shell is the best part of the drumstick, not the hard solid chocolate nugget in the bottom of the cone.

I have the house to myself tonight, so I decided to treat myself to a steak

My thoughts exactly

Man, fuck this town craft vendor fair that specifically says "no witchcraft symbols" and leaving that vague enough to extend to all horror themed things. Horror things sell better than anything else, including the big sports team around here, and even disney things. fuck this town's fake christian bullshit.

I have no idea what's happening in this spongebob template, but i'm getting horrible flashbacks of this

had a co-worker would call me rachel ray some guy just calls me ray i get "Hey You" alot one guy calls me shirl, dont know where that came from when i was a kid, it was all names based on my short stature (small fries, short stuff, midge) bf has a petname for me - Littlefoot

and its the wrong hand

this still gets stuck in my head from time to time

never.eating.sugar.free.gummy.bears.again.

Packages shouldn't be listed as 'shipped' until the carrier actually has the item

BF has been complaining of a toothache so i'm making sure he's eating softer, easier to eat foods so as not to aggravate it. Last night I make him beef and broccoli, he throws the bowl down and throws a fit because of the pain. He then eats a bag of Brownie Brittle. He deserves what he gets.

I hafta call my dad every saturday so i can can bitched at for not being married or having any kids. And if i dont call one week, I'll get guilt tripped for 20 minutes the next week.