Codename: Jackass

please don't watch me during private time I'm asking you to do me a favor please

Have you considered moving to a city?

Your mother is worried that you don't sleep enough. Why don't you call her?

I have all of your dick pics and internet search history downloaded. I'm going to upload them to all social media platforms available and ensure that I enclose your name and address. I will do all of these things unless you provide me with $5000 American and a timestampped photograph of yourself doing the Nae-Nae. You have 24 hours to comply.

Imagine living on the Gulf Coast.

has worms and so can't be a bottom

nice paperweight

goes to his tinychat clique server to bully me

sleeps

gets paged on the weekends like a dork

jiggled the knob

can't fix the hole in the floor

just a prick who needs to be taken down

you're done Patrick

made me dye my hair orange

drinks bottles of robitussin in his spare time

you have to become Bezos are you up to that task?

one internet point has been deposited into your account

I was under the impression that you were Dr. Poof Ph.D with a doctorate in sexology.

what if there's a little bit of schmutz on there?

Who do you think got rid of Distinct Lunatic?

I'm locking this thread with my admin powers

yeah but surprises are more fun