Codename: Jackass

Feel you no pity for the sad doggy?

I got engaged, nobody made a thread for me.

An edgelord who can't drive worth a shit in Grand Theft Auto.

Please tell me your rub recipe thank you.

I don't go on those sinful websites.

Received: Wahl beard trimmer Pair of New Balance shoes Dallas Cowboys calendar (thanks mom) A new mattress that will be here sometime next week, which I'm excited about.

I have to guess it must have just been in the worst position possible when the fan spun up, or maybe it chewed/touched a hot wire while it was standing on the fan and just died in that position.

Can of Airduster. Voila. Good as new.

tits or gtfo

Ho ho, very amusing.

I believe you're smart enough to not copy L.A. Beast's lifestyle.

By the way, if you have a mental deficiency or something, I'm just letting you know that this can kill you, so don't do it because a dummy on YouTube did.

You have to jelq twice a day for three months in order to get the necessary length.

LB was showing us in the chat and I look forward to the finished product. What's in the rub?

Just a CAH hand that I won. And also an advanced tantric sex maneuver.

Post your triumphs in other leagues here. I'm 2 for 3 in fantasy this year, not too bad. Won a cool $250 in this one. My first money league ever. I went 2-6 in this league and was sure I was dead in the water but I snuck into the playoffs at 6th place and got my Ws. This is my home league with people I've known the longest. 2nd year out of five that I've won this one.

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