Codename: Jackass

It's like Vine but worse in every possible way.

It's probably not knocking anybody's socks off but the burgers are decent for fast food.

A pox on your house.

It must be done to preserve honor.

The BK here used to be good, but a new franchisee came in about ten years ago and the place has steadily gone downhill since. The workers suck, the food is always nasty with stale buns and having sat in a hot box too long, and the floors are perpetually greasy so that your feet slide when you walk on them. I try to avoid fast food but when I get the craving it's either Whataburger or Dairy Queen for me.

That's heinous. You should have done what any good American would do and make a scene by throwing the plate across the room.

Copping an arson charge and possible attempted murder charges seems rather extreme over a couple bucks.

I don't even know where to start with them. I'm not really into trolling for it's own sake but I have nothing in common with them and I don't want to intrude on their clique. It just kind of creeps me out a little bit because they're so goddamn serious about their chinese cartoons.

Hmmm... I see.

I asked for two Whopper Jr. sandwiches and a double cheeseburger but they only gave me one Whopper Jr. sandwich but charged me for two anyway. I was so enraged that I did not want them to make me a sandwich, I simply asked for my money back and have avoided that particular franchisee's business ever since.

Let me see by a show of hands.

There's thirsty dudes trying to PM her in a sex chat, apparently. Doing so good away from this place with her very high tech flip phone. Or something.

Also I got some syrup on my shirt yesterday and that made me think of this.

I shit you not, I was making a bowl of oatmeal with that flavored instant shit and I spilled a little bit of the flavor powder on the floor, and no matter what I did the fucking room smelled like artificial maple for months. MONTHS. Scrubbed everywhere I could think of, under and behind the microwave, cleaned the microwave itself, the countertop, the counter facing, mopped the floor with bleach, it made no difference. IT WOULDN'T STOP. THE SMELL HAD A MIND OF ITS OWN.

ok

When you live in the back corner of a large state, that happens sometimes. I was rocking a 3 down .5 up a few months ago.

When you live in the back corner of a very large state, that happens sometimes. I was rocking 3 down .5 up just a few months ago.

Jeez all of you with your blazing fast internet speeds while I'm sitting here with my 16 Mbps down and 8 up.

Bleach wouldn't get rid of it. I tried multiple times

I will never eat Quaker instant maple flavored oatmeal again because of this.

If you still need to +1 then do what God Says No did and just post one to three word replies. He racked up over 150,000 posts by adding literally nothing to the threads he posted in.

You okay there bud?

I was a hardcore IBer back in the day and I have no shame when it comes to this place.