Codename: Jackass

That's pretty metal.

82 degrees and partly cloudy.

I don't like lotion on my hands.

Bare hands?

I want them to be hydrated and soft.

What?

Really got my synapses sizzling.

I recognize this meme.

What did he mean by this?

Cattle

nah man the damage is done I can never be whole again

I never said that.

yeah but you gave me a /thread so I'm kind of crushed at the moment.

I figured I just pressed my eye into the pillow all night. I think it happened once more a couple years ever and didn't happen again. I also hit myself in the eye with a screw but that was years after.

I think staying busy helps me the most, I don't have time to let the dark thoughts creep in. Speaking of dark thoughts, did the XBox controller RIP in pepperonis?

Well the guys that made this are from the middle of the California desert so I reckon that makes sense.

I enjoy the control part but I'm a piss-poor planner. I live for today and if today the bombs fall then I guess it was a good run, gg no re. Secretly though I'm terrified of the future so that's why I don't think about it.

I just need twenty more upvotes for this and then I can claim to be music master.

yeah but you're biased because you already don't like me

Well that's even better.

It was the little muscles in the back of my eyeballs that help focus. Once I woke up with double-vision in my eye that didn't go away for two days and I thought I was going blind. Just keep eating your vegetables and you should have decent sight until the singularity when we'll all have super cyber eyes.

use headphones please don't wake the neighbors

I enjoy your unique brand of fatalism, it's very refreshing. My brand of fatalism is really boring at this point.

Alright cool maybe my tumors will become sentient and we can become bros before they kill me.

go to doctor