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Codename: Jackass

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  1. Codename: Jackass
    It's a very small room, not much to maintain. I refuse to bathe or shit in a nasty bathroom.
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    Back in college I was even fatter than this last go-round, close to 450. Got going well and then I had to quit college and let myself go for a long time.
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    I drank it actually.
  4. Codename: Jackass
    My quads are yuge.
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    I cannot allow this forum to see my true power level.
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    Give them to Gordon.
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    5.25 inches
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    I'm going face-bald. Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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    You can see my distended sausage nips in the discord.
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    Yes, the wedding planner had a good eye for color and style.
  12. Codename: Jackass
    I feel light as a feather and hard as a rock.
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    Thanks, long way to go though.
  15. Codename: Jackass
    Sitting at a comfortable 78 degrees with AC.
  16. Codename: Jackass
    Cool, let's meet and do mushrooms.
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    That's fine. I'm not afraid of the penis.
  18. Codename: Jackass
    Today: 345 lbs
  19. Codename: Jackass
    March: 370 lbs
  20. Codename: Jackass
    February: 380 lbs
  21. Codename: Jackass
    January: ~400 lbs
  22. Codename: Jackass
    PM for Grindr
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    tfw 6'7" 245 lb. Adonis with chiseled abs and rock-hard delts and thighs and 8" cock. PM for Tinder dtf.
  25. Codename: Jackass
    I think I was fifteen when I joined. People mostly ignored me. That was a weird time.
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