Codename: Jackass

Well yeah, I'm a big boy now.

I'm at work

What does ACNL mean? Help!

yeah man we're all retarded.

:it::it::it::it::it:

I don't recommend it.

Hey man, I've been searching for solutions for years and haven't reached a satisfactory conclusion. BUT JUST BEE YOURSELF

I never gave Enemy of the Sun a fair shake until recently and it's one of my favorites.

RIP

Praise God and pass the ammunition.

If you've got extra sodium in you then you'll be carrying some water weight.

something tells me that life should not be this terrible.

I'm just gonna act a fool until I die.

I got a wicked cut dicing onions last night. Would be nice not to experience that again.

Energy cannot be destroyed, it just changes form.

Get some potassium, drink more water, you'll be alright.

IB is dead. RIP

How many more times well you watch Eva? Ten? Perhaps not even that.

I'm sorry.

We tend to think of life as an inexhaustible well, yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless. Are you lost?

I have been busy work work, haven't set up the league yet. Might have to wait until Monday.

are you lost?

I'm gonna remember this one.

Phillies is seething.