Codename: Jackass

Friends is one of the most overrated sitcoms ever.

An underrated facet of Terminator 1 is its score. The music helps keep the adrenaline up throughout.

Should have killed the franchise after 2. Everything's wrapped up nice and pretty. 3 is just a cash grab that is both by the numbers and filled with cheap gimmicks. Just a purely average movie.

Where have you been all my life?

Great scene. Great movie. But the overall payoff kind of falls flat. Terminator 1 is a sum-of-its-parts experience. I think my gripe comes withthe pacing of T2. If it were a little bit tighter, it would be perfect.

She's kind of cute but she reminds me of my cousin and it's an instant turnoff.

They're all-time greats. T2 is a cinematic achievement for its use of CGI, but the pacing of the original is just so tight, it never lets up. The Terminator in 1 never ceases to be terrifying.

Jennifer Lawrence isn't hot and can't act. Star Wars and superhero movies are for manchildren. The Beatles aren't very interesting to listen to. Terminator 1 is better then Terminator 2.

Better than Valium and vodka?

Yale disagrees.

sometime da small tru-tru different dan da big tru-tru.

We don't need you pointing out the obvious like it's some groundbreaking revelation either, but here we are.

ОПА! ПИЗДЕЦ!

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Love is giving your sweet someone a shiny rock that came out of the ground in a central African hell hole, used to fund a bloody and senseless ethnic conflict, where some poor unfortunate child lost a hand for not getting a big enough haul of other shiny rocks for the day.

Love is a Minions/Emoji Movie mashup.

God damn, where do you come up with this?

Who the fuck is that?

Love is going to town on a banana with a minion, Lady and the Tramp style.

Who is cookie?

What's your angle here?

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