Codename: Jackass

All shellfish must die.

It's really messy and makes the whole place stink of nuts. And by nuts I mean legumes.

I like peanut butter but figured that there must be more to life.

Long-dead memes are my business, and business is booming right now.

I'll probably have to kys myself because of this.

Christmas is often the worst time of year because my grandma died around then and my dad always goes on a bender.

This is played. I'm going to find a new game.

IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME RED EYES BLACK DRAGON I'M GOING TO FUCKING JUMP OUT MY WINDOW

whoa WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAMN DUDE

Are they those creepy rainbow looking shrimp that incapacitate their prey with miniature shockwaves?

This discrimination against plants also needs to stop. It's speciesism, pure and simple. Don't plants feel feels? If you prick them, do they not ooze sticky liquid? When you harm them, do they not shrink back very, very slowly? Shit man we need to figure out a 100% synthetic means of sustenance for humanity, this abuse must end somewhere.

To be fair, most of the posters on this site could qualify as stomachs with eyes and flippers.

So can they tell when they get their heads cut off, disemboweled, and thrown still twitching into a pot of boiling water? This is the key.

hey now I wasn't trying to start shit with the Alpha of all UEMB.

I feel like there's an easier way.

Get to panhandling, bucko.

Is it unethical to eat shrimp?

Is it unethical to eat them?

I have never been more certain in my life.

No, slap. Like slapping a pair of phat ass cheeks.

When you nut in zero G it's not good.

I don't know!