Codename: Jackass

don't slow down in west (my town) or you'll die and instead of repaving the roads here they just dump some asphalt on the rough spots and it becomes a pothole or divot again in six months.

FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGAIN! STILL CLEVELAND! COME ON DOWN TO CLEVELAND TOWN EVERYONE UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1868 DON'T SLOW DOWN IN EAST CLEVELAND OR YOU'LL DIE

TAG ME IN THIS POST IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY IN OUR FANTASY FOOTBALL ULTIMATE MEGALEAGUE THIS SEASON. WE HAVE A FEW SPOTS OPEN SO-FAR. I'M SHOOTING FOR TWELVE TEAMS OR MORE TO MAKE IT REALLY COMPETITIVE. INCLUDING MYSELF, THAT LEAVES SEVEN EMPTY SPOTS AT THE MOMENT. EIGHT SPOTS IS THE ABSOLUTE LOWER LIMIT FOR THIS LEAGUE, OTHERWISE IT'S NOT COMPETITIVE ENOUGH. TAG ME IN THIS POST IF YOU WISH TO PARTICIPATE. NO BUY-IN, NO PRIZES, JUST FOR FUN. BE THERE-THERE-there-there-there-there Discussion thread here: https://unevenedge.com/topic/31265-emptys-big-fat-greek-fantasy-football-league-discussion-thread/ Tentative players list: empty pooh Sheema_Gorath Master_Debater StarPanda Hachiman molar panic Zeni Distorted reasoning Scoobdog sahockeygirl

Good day, guy I never talked to on the old boards.

HELL-o.

Waiting to see how many people are interested.

THE BOARDS IS OVER

The German businessman commands your attention, when he speaks out loud the whole world goes on mute. The German businessman drinks bottles of menthol liquor to keep the breath fresh and confidence thicker. The German businessman likes quiet music with his meal. He's like the autobahn, pure speed is his deal. The German businessman's the ultimate kissing fix. He hasn't paid for a bus ride since 1996. The German businessman's a lovable guy. When he gets his nails done, he gets them GALVANIZED!

Yes I am a luddite in some ways.

That's my worst nightmare.

I worked as a support agent for Target and their in house credit card for a year and we had to mention the self service options or we'd receive a docking on our QA score, so it's probably the same way for them too. It's really annoying from a customer perspective, I know we've all called in to a help line and gotten the same thing but it's just corporate bullshit the agent has to abide by.

Will do that probably in the morning once work is over. I'll tag you in it. I plan to be more active in administering the league this year. Hands off didn't work out last time.

"SELF SERVICE IS THE FUTURE" SAYS FORTUNE 500 COMPANY. GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD? GO ONLINE TO BE SENT ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE INSTEAD OF CALLING IN AND TALKING TO A REAL PERSON WHO WILL ALSO SEND YOU AROUND IN CIRCLES. WANT SOME CARROTS? JUST SCAN, WEIGH, PUT IT ON THE SCALE TOO SOON, HAVE THE IDIOT ALARM GO OFF AND STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING FOR FIVE MINUTES BECAUSE THEY HAVE ONE PERSON TO TEND TO TWELVE PEOPLE AND THERE'S AN OLD LADY TRYING TO USE COUPONS THAT ARE THREE MONTHS EXPIRED AND WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.

Walmart has decided that, if they're going to pay people more than minimum wage, they'll just slash their staff by half. Also probably trying to funnel people into self checkout so they can eventually phase out people at registers completely.

THREE TAKERS SO FAR BE THERE (THERE there there)

If it weren't for bad luck, we wouldn't have any luck at all.

I didn't know this was a pissing contest, I was just dicking around like always and playing along. There's no sense of accomplishment from making three posts in the dead of night. Thank you for your invaluable insight, Gemini, I can't believe all this time I was in a dick measuring contest about spamming the noise folder.

I believe that you will find a four leaf clover.

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Did I say AmEx? I meant MASTERCARD MASTERCARD VISA VISA MASTERCARD