Codename: Jackass

See what I mean? There truly is no light without darkness. ICP taught me that. Thank you so much, Violent J.

There's no light without darkness.

It's impersonal... it is "The Machine," if you like to put it that way, that has created you.

@1pooh4u @Master-Debater131 @panic @Distortedreasoning @SheemaGorath @Hachiman @Zenigundam @StarPanda @scoobdog @sahockeygrl15 @molarbear I need your opinions on a good draft time. I know not all of you are planning on being there but for those of you who are, I want to get input. I changed the draft time to this Sunday the 26th at 9:00 EDT. Will this work for you or do you need something different? I'm flexible but if we do it next weekend I will need it to be fairly early in the day. Any input is appreciated, I want as many people as possible to be there.

I'm eliminating the individual defensive player from the lineups. I fear it will get too messy.

Go to your team page. There will be two links directly to the right of your avatar, "Edit Pre-Draft Player Rankings" and "Autopick Strategy". In Edit Pre-Draft Player Rankings, it gives you a movable tile list of every player in ESPN's database, though you can probably get by with the first 150 or so. It's kind of a pain in the ass, so you'll want to set aside an hour to do it. Your rankings probably won't differ too much from ESPN's rankings, but if you really want that extra level of control you can do it. In Autopick Strategy, it will let you set which position you want to draft for each one of your picks, from round 1 to 17. You can have it pick the best player available at any position, or the best QB, RB, WR, etc. So, say you want the best running back available in the draft with your first pick, just set it to RB for pick 1. Or WR. Or whatever you think is best for your team. Then, you can also set it to draft a minimum and maximum number of a certain position, so you don't end up with four QBs and two WRs because it was picking best player available. Autopick strategy gives you less control but it doesn't take as long. SET IT AND FORGET IT. I'm Ron Popeil.

I feel like there's something to be learned from this, but I can't think of what.

WE'RE BLESSED

Oh no... oh no, no, no...

It will start autopicking if you're inactive in the draft. If you're going that route I seriously recommend setting your pre-draft lineup.

Hmmm... I'm not sure I like where this is going.

YOU CARRY ON LIKE A SON OF A BITCH THEY GOT A NAME FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU BUT I FORGOT TO WRITE IT DOWN

How many pages? What size and type was the font? Was it single-spaced or double-spaced? Post pics of the pages so I can judge your reading ability.

Walk out the door and scream "THOSE HAVE BEEN IN SOMEONE'S ASS". Imagine.

Hey now, I could walk into a convenience store right now and throw two rolls of pennies on the counter and walk out with a pack of Swisher Sweets. Not that I would do that, because I don't even smoke blunts anymore, but I could. I might do that. Bust the rolls open once the sale is complete just to be a jerkwad if the clerk gives me a dirty look.

I'll take it. I'd be willing to toss in a few bucks, actually, if and when that's going to be a thing. I don't have much to spare but as they say, every penny counts. Except when they don't. Because pennies are worthless.

BUT WE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KNOW WE'RE NOT REALLY WELCOME HERE OH, NO... HANDFULS OF PROVERBIAL SHIT TOSSED OVER AND OVER AGAINST THAT SAME PROVERBIAL WALL WILLING HANDS MASHING IT IN THIS STUBBORN BATTERING RAM OF PERPETUAL LOSS THANK YOU FOR HUMORING IT THOUGH NOBODY SHOULD CONDONE THIS

this is giving me a seizure.

btw I can help you embezzle funds I mean misappropriate funds I mean uh... put the money to good use. ...Yeah. Good use.

So they found our young, intrepid Bouvre, all ready to kick bubblegum and chew ass, and just left you holding the bag because they didn't really give a shit? And that's your reward for trying to make a positive impact. Super lame, I'm sorry.

I may end up having to move the draft up to this Sunday, my work schedule came out and I work the night of Saturday the 2nd. Does anyone have problems with this Sunday the 26th?

RIP Robbie Rotten