Naraku4656

you quit your job before finding a new one? w...why? now you have a gap on your resume

i'm about to go to bed. at least i got cookies today

you're still going to want to shave regardless. that and it's might be a good idea to not have dry skin so it doesn't make a mark and i have to explain to my doctor why i have marks on my wrist LOOK WE WERE ALL YOUNG ONCE AND SHE WASN'T THAT BAD LOOKING. OK MAYBE SHE WAS BUT AT LEAST IT WAS SOMETHING.

i can't imagine mochi doing anything with anyone else. someone: "boy what a nice day" mochi: "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME BEING GAY?!!!!11"

I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE

no but i have washed a few pens which then exploded

i'm so poor, please give me food money

you wish

relevant

during

i should post a picture of my hand

i mean it's not BAD but it's not fantastic. i live on the east coast so i'm surprised it's not better

THE PLACES AROUND HERE ARE KNOWN AS "BRUNCH PLACES" I DON'T EAT BRUNCH BUT THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED. CALL UP THE RESTAURANTS IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEIR NAME.

/r/anormaldayinrussia

you know i don't really like bob evans. waffle house is good drunk food though. if i want an actual breakfast i'm waking up on a sunday at the crack ass of dawn and shuffling over to the actually good brunch places that fill up by like 8am

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. a normal day where i work, come home, eat, then watch youtube until i go to bed

was it Trump?

if i pull that shit again i better damn well be in a waffle house this time

last time i tried experimenting it ended up with me in an ihop on unlimited pancake day

i've been paying $23 for google fi for a few month now. the price is GREAT but the calls are not great quality. pretty much the opposite of verizon where i rarely really had call quality issues (except during college where i famously threw my phone at the dorm room wall and made a small dent lol) but it was way too expensive for what i use

but id ded

owwie

DON'T DO IT PEOPLE