Naraku4656

i use my regular computer for everything, especially porn

something something top gear reference

nails

also what kind of car is that

FB messages are even more rare

you're transitioning into a woman? you're going to be an ugly lady, but good for you i guess

fedex is literally the worst. they have never delivered anything to me ever on time. i've never had a problem with UPS. USPS is hit or miss but they're mostly ok.

my service is like $20 a month. i stopped paying for expensive service because i don't use it. most of the time i'm at the office where i can just make a call with my desk phone. if it's private i can go to a room and use my cell, but it's pretty few and far between when i have to do that

i have one or two i guess but one was texting me today but before that not for a few days

i check my phone for time but also to see if people called me. they don't. except for telemarketers, they do

but i don't want AIDS

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like i check it every minute or so. no one ever calls me so idk why i keep checking it out of habit

don't be mad, just know that next time you're going to have to be more careful with that trigger finger of yours on a caulk gun

because white silicone caulk might look like it would match in a bathtub but it will look weird almost like it doesn't match exactly. i think you should use a clear silicone caulk instead. plus you don't want your clothes to possibly get stained if the white caulk spurts all over your shirt.

hey, don't lump me in the same sentence as that weirdo. i'm at LEAST the worst by far

WHY DO YOU HUMANS THINK I AM A ROBOT. THAT IS SO ABSURD THAT I WILL NOW EXECUTE MY LAUGHING PROTOCOL. $ sudo /opt/IBM/robotcommand/bin/laugh.sh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i tried watching the Magic School Bus the other day on Netflix. when i was kid i was like AWW YEAH WE GET TO WATCH THIS IN CLASS. i tried watching it and i thought wow this is really boring

i used to get so much shit for taking time off back at my old jobs that i used to just call in sick instead on the days i didn't feel like working

never had that brand

oh you will and there's nothing you can do about it

lies and slander

you're richer than me, i only have one ramen noodle