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  1. Naraku4656
    i don't have a choice
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    that'll show Team Fortress 2
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    technical
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    the funny thing is that i actually ask my manager what would happen if i failed. her response was "you won't fail" weeeeeeeeeeeeeeell i did
  5. Naraku4656
    i just buy shit from the car dealership part center. i've bought stuff online that's snapped in two too many times or doesn't fix exactly how it should.
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    took a certification exam, failed spectacularly. i'm sure my manager will be proud that the company spent a few grand on the exam for me to fail. i'm going to get a beer, i hate my life.
  7. Naraku4656
    good job, pal. let's go get a pizza and celebrate with the rest of your little friends.
  8. Naraku4656
    probably. i'm still hungover
  9. Naraku4656
    why wouldn't you.
  10. Naraku4656
    oil your mattress. i can hear you two from states away
  11. Naraku4656
    you're not really missing much. a plus side is that i can fap anywhere i want to anytime i want to
  12. Naraku4656
    it does get lonely though honestly. if i wasn't so lazy i'd get a pet, but knowing me i wouldn't be able to take care of it
  13. Naraku4656
    that's your first mistake, never take me seriously. also, there are too many bots on tinder and i never had luck with okcupid
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KukSVxgsQkg
  15. Naraku4656
    it's an app where the girls message you first. so far no, but i've already gotten laid before zeni so i'm not sure what else there is to prove
  16. Naraku4656
    just you, your computer, and the NSA watching what you type. wait what O_O
  17. Naraku4656
    ssssssssssh
  18. Naraku4656
    that has to be awkward. there's no way he can sync his voice well enough with that.
  19. Naraku4656
    i said shut up, scoob
  20. Naraku4656
    i mean i'd destroy Kate Beckinsale and she's almost 20 years my senior.
  21. Naraku4656
    why
  22. Naraku4656
    or close their goddamn window. WE GET IT, YOU GET LAID, CLOSE THE FUCKING WINDOW OR SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE CAN HEAR YOU FROM ACROSS THE STREET
  23. Naraku4656
    sometimes the adaptation is better than the source material. see: House of Cards (2013)
  24. Naraku4656
    Johnny Depp doesn't belong in the same sentence as Gene Wilder, much less remake a movie he was in
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