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  1. Naraku4656
    took a certification exam, failed spectacularly. i'm sure my manager will be proud that the company spent a few grand on the exam for me to fail. i'm going to get a beer, i hate my life.
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    good job, pal. let's go get a pizza and celebrate with the rest of your little friends.
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    probably. i'm still hungover
  4. Naraku4656
    why wouldn't you.
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    oil your mattress. i can hear you two from states away
  6. Naraku4656
    you're not really missing much. a plus side is that i can fap anywhere i want to anytime i want to
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    it does get lonely though honestly. if i wasn't so lazy i'd get a pet, but knowing me i wouldn't be able to take care of it
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    that's your first mistake, never take me seriously. also, there are too many bots on tinder and i never had luck with okcupid
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KukSVxgsQkg
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    it's an app where the girls message you first. so far no, but i've already gotten laid before zeni so i'm not sure what else there is to prove
  11. Naraku4656
    just you, your computer, and the NSA watching what you type. wait what O_O
  12. Naraku4656
    ssssssssssh
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    that has to be awkward. there's no way he can sync his voice well enough with that.
  14. Naraku4656
    i said shut up, scoob
  15. Naraku4656
    i mean i'd destroy Kate Beckinsale and she's almost 20 years my senior.
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    why
  17. Naraku4656
    or close their goddamn window. WE GET IT, YOU GET LAID, CLOSE THE FUCKING WINDOW OR SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE CAN HEAR YOU FROM ACROSS THE STREET
  18. Naraku4656
    sometimes the adaptation is better than the source material. see: House of Cards (2013)
  19. Naraku4656
    Johnny Depp doesn't belong in the same sentence as Gene Wilder, much less remake a movie he was in
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  21. Naraku4656
    shut up, scoob
  22. Naraku4656
    this is awful, absolutely terrible. why is this a thing
  23. Naraku4656
    yeah i still don't feel like an adult with my own house, car, 8-5 in a corporate office. none of that, i still go home and play video games and eat chips until 2am on weekends like i did in college
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    the difference is that i'm always this dumb. you've got to be one with the stupid
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