Naraku4656

who are you

didn't you know, all those people in porn are real? the pizza guy who's trying to deliver a pizza with extra sausage, he's just some dude. the plumber who wants to fix that leak? his name is John and he's been doing this for 20 years. the auto mechanic who needs to do a fluid exchange on a tranny? well ok, he just like shemales

i doubt people got pissy if it was the second one because

YES

i've gone there for the better part of a year. the stuff in the boxes like cereal is pretty much the same anywhere. if you're going for fruit or something then yeah i agree

get glad

BECAUSE

not really

i buy groceries at walmart. i'm doing a science experiment on myself to see just how many chemicals in food can actually kill a person. sidenote: don't buy anything that's not in a box or isn't premade at walmart. i don't know where Walmart gets its chicken from but its fucking disgusting

likewise

someone posted this on my facebook today and i knew the words without having seen it in probably the better part of a decade which probably shows how much TV i watched before TV became shit [youtube autoplay=1]

too bad

i don't think anyone orders something from walmart because they want to. it's either A: they're cheap or B they're lazy. i'm both, that's why i shop there. i also like going to a place where i feel like i'm the best dressed

YEAH YEAH YEAH

it's walmart, they probably just ducked out for a cigarette and returned like nothing happened

wut

that is pretty funny

bend over

i totally painted this in one day

what can you see LB singing. i see

lol

i'm dying

ok i'm going to ask, whatever happened to him

and that's what makes it so great

idk i just thought it was funny