Naraku4656

i am now going to open a restaurant called Sexual Pizza

for you

i don't like sausage pizza

i might get pizza for dinner

if i had a religion, this is how i would know that we're all going to hell. but i don't have one, so keep fapping on food you weirdos

:fap: *pizza emote that doesn't exist* :barf:

paging Tommy Rickles ?[/member]

neither did you

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

shove it up Ronald McDonald's IT looking ass

i would 200% match with pizza

i swiped right because i'd like a piece inside me right about now

the sad part is that's actually real, i remember seeing an article with that a year or so ago

the killer white bread is pretty decent and so is one of the other ones i don't remember the name of. i hate the taste of "whole wheat bread" it tastes like garbage

the funny thing is that i don't even like top ramen

but it's not one strand of noodles it's one ramen noodle. does one chip = one noodle or does part of a chip equal one noodle?

depends what the chip to noodle ratio is. i don't think 1 chip = 1 noodle

:brownbottle:

Dave's Killer Bread actually isn't that bad. it's the line between decent "bad for you" bread and healthy cardboard.

no he said it yesterday but he was back today. not trying to make fun of the dude because i know he's going through a lot

doesn't unemployment also really not give all that much money. i forget how much it is here but it's basically pocket change

he actually posted today not even 24 hours after he said that he'd be gone forever again. i'm not really sure why he keeps saying that

but i only have one noodle