Naraku4656

eating cinnamon toast crunch out of the box is an adult thing to do right?

you could get a girlfriend

wait wut

i do that when i leave the house for work like "shit i forgot to turn the heater down"

cannot confirm, still not fired for sucking at my job. i don't know how i'm doing it. please send food

it came with the linoleum i didn't put it there

because if i have to spend the money to rip it out i might as well put in something nicer

i'm going to get pricing to check but i'd have to do it probably during a time when they're not busy so prices are lower. i don't really care about the other bathrooms that have it because i don't ever use them but this one i use daily and it just looks awful

not sure what that is, is that a sealant or something? i either want pre-sealed grout or something decent that they'll seal then and i'll use the second shower for like a week until it dries

it's yellowing in places and it looks horrid. i want to replace it with porcelain tile but i know it's going to be a bitch and a half to find decent tile and someone better to install it. bonus season is coming up, but i have to choose between doing that or a trip i've been wanting to do since paying myself back for the house down payment

i did sales back in my retail days. well sales being i was a cashier and tried to get people to sign up for the crappy credit cards they made us sign people up for. i hated doing that but the grand prize was $50, which at the time was a lot of money for me

they're both robots

it's this really gross linoleum that i've hated since i moved in. flooring is goddamn expensive though. christ i sound like my parents

no u

pod 6 is over in rants, WE ARE THE INCOHERENT

when i was first starting out, and i didn't know better. i went to one interview of what turned out to be a multi level marketing thing. i didn't realize until the second interview when they wanted to do a group interview that started over an hour after they said it would. they wanted us to shadow a guy for 8 hours and not get paid for it. i said "lol no" and walked out. i checked on their company a few years back and saw they went out of business.

this is IB. WE ARE THE BORG

well i say friend but i've only really seen her a handful of times and was never that close. ANYWAY. she messages me on facebook about a "business opportunity" and how i can make more money. now i'm a stupid guy, but i'm not an idiot. so i checked her facebook and saw one recent amway post and replied thanks but no thanks. now she's asking friends if they ever feel "drowsy" and then she's posts a picture of the back of a protein bar saying I'LL BRING ONE OF THESE FOR YOU TO TRY IT HAS PROTEIN AND VITAMINS. at the bottom of it, it says "distributed by amway corp" i understand how people fall for this crap but i guess it's sad to see someone i kinda sorta knew get sucked into it.

you don't want it

athena isn't a cat

Gordon gets the house

meow

yeah but i know my family

what family member gets the coveted ramen noodle and how will they fight over it