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and he says to me "oh that's not true, i like Roxette!" and i'm sitting there thinking to myself, does he not realize that band has been around for 30 years? i guess he could have said something really silly like The Beatles or something but come on

work, even though it's the week before christmas and there's literally nothing to do

i only have one

NOM NOM NOM i'm supposed to go to bed soon

eating cinnamon toast crunch out of the box is an adult thing to do right?

you could get a girlfriend

wait wut

i do that when i leave the house for work like "shit i forgot to turn the heater down"

cannot confirm, still not fired for sucking at my job. i don't know how i'm doing it. please send food

it came with the linoleum i didn't put it there

because if i have to spend the money to rip it out i might as well put in something nicer

i'm going to get pricing to check but i'd have to do it probably during a time when they're not busy so prices are lower. i don't really care about the other bathrooms that have it because i don't ever use them but this one i use daily and it just looks awful

not sure what that is, is that a sealant or something? i either want pre-sealed grout or something decent that they'll seal then and i'll use the second shower for like a week until it dries

it's yellowing in places and it looks horrid. i want to replace it with porcelain tile but i know it's going to be a bitch and a half to find decent tile and someone better to install it. bonus season is coming up, but i have to choose between doing that or a trip i've been wanting to do since paying myself back for the house down payment

i did sales back in my retail days. well sales being i was a cashier and tried to get people to sign up for the crappy credit cards they made us sign people up for. i hated doing that but the grand prize was $50, which at the time was a lot of money for me

they're both robots

it's this really gross linoleum that i've hated since i moved in. flooring is goddamn expensive though. christ i sound like my parents

no u

pod 6 is over in rants, WE ARE THE INCOHERENT

when i was first starting out, and i didn't know better. i went to one interview of what turned out to be a multi level marketing thing. i didn't realize until the second interview when they wanted to do a group interview that started over an hour after they said it would. they wanted us to shadow a guy for 8 hours and not get paid for it. i said "lol no" and walked out. i checked on their company a few years back and saw they went out of business.

this is IB. WE ARE THE BORG

well i say friend but i've only really seen her a handful of times and was never that close. ANYWAY. she messages me on facebook about a "business opportunity" and how i can make more money. now i'm a stupid guy, but i'm not an idiot. so i checked her facebook and saw one recent amway post and replied thanks but no thanks. now she's asking friends if they ever feel "drowsy" and then she's posts a picture of the back of a protein bar saying I'LL BRING ONE OF THESE FOR YOU TO TRY IT HAS PROTEIN AND VITAMINS. at the bottom of it, it says "distributed by amway corp" i understand how people fall for this crap but i guess it's sad to see someone i kinda sorta knew get sucked into it.

you don't want it

athena isn't a cat