Naraku4656

on call

that used to be my job before the teams changed. it's going to be 24/7 soon and i'm not happy

it's like going for a lie detector test, even if you know you're innocent you're still like "fuck i really hope they believe me"

i actually asked if i could come back and they said they'd have to tell my company that i left. i also was late to my then job because i told them i had an "appointment" i was so glad that i was eventually able to just give them what they wanted

that being said i got nervous myself during a drug test. now i've never done anything but for some reason i just couldn't pee. i had a legit panic attack for a while thinking i was going to lose the job offer (of my current job)

it can sometimes be a bit sad too

/r/antimlm you should read the stuff there, it can be funny

detox pills aren't going to help. he's dumb to smoke that close to a drug test

THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. JUST DRINK WATER IF YOU WANT TO PEE

the kind of girls i date wouldn't be impressed by that

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sell my piss in a bottle and call it "diluted healing water"

it's not...you know what, waste your money. the fuck do i care

green tea doesn't detox you on its own. it DOES support your body's ability to do it

dude it's a waste of money. if you really needed to "detox" you'd know

unless a doctor said your liver wasn't working the way it should and told you to take something, it's a waste of money

what test

Napster?

WELL DON'T LEAVE US HANGING

Naraku?

Nintendo?

you don't need to do dumb "detox pills" your liver does that just fine on its own

and just where have you been

he said worst not greatest band of all time

Fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss