Naraku4656

i mean REALLY shit your pants

I got it out because I took care of it right then

Currently washing my pillow case. I really hate my sinuses

that's not real

uhh, maybe see a therapist or something? like a real one. idk we're not exactly the best people for real mental breaks

hoo boy this is probably going to bring a shitstorm

you could send me pizza. i mean i had pizza today but i could always have it again

now i have to have OATMEAL AGAIN AAAAAAAAAARGH

FUCK IT I'M MAKING THIS A THREAD

no way the joker is a libertarian. if anything, probably anarchist. catwoman on the other hand (in my pants >_>) maybe

i forgot to buy cereal again

had this conversation again today. we're now on the consensus that the Penguin would be an 80's Gordon Gecko autocrat

THAT WAS MY ARGUMENT. but he argued libertarian

my conversations involve more of the "do you think batman would have run as president as a republican or a democrat" style dumbness.

my coworkers put up with my shit so you guys don't. there's a ton of garbage that talking to them about gets filtered and doesn't get posted here

occasionally i'll walk outside for like 5 minutes to get some fresh air, but i go with some other people from the team so i don't feel like the only slacker. otherwise i only really get up to go to the bathroom or when we go down for the gym

when i was in retail eons ago, i used to go some workdays working 13/14 hour shifts with no break. now all i do all day is sit and standing time is a premium lol

a balloon is a seat

kill me first please

wut

i was left handed but my mom forced me to switch to my right when i was a little kid so for all intents and purposes i am right handed