Naraku4656

i think there was only one retail job i ever had where they skipped the videos. that might have been my second cashiering job where i was like "wtf do some of the buttons on this do"

your comment reminded me of the catchy AF training video i saw on a spoony video like a decade ago

JUST A FOOL WHO BELIEVES

i don't remember most recent but i can say back in my apartment days during weeks that i was really lazy i would just make penne, dump alfredo on it and reheat it in the microwave every day for that week. i still do that occasionally but i upgraded it by adding some chicken and garlic bread so it's not as depressing

i had to walk outside, otherwise i was going to explode in a ball of panic

My boss introduced me to the superboss as "the future of the company". Holyfuckletsjustsettheexpectationssuperhigh

I'm aware of that but I have no other reference to go by

Hurray for failure

with the alternative of making $1000 a year and sleeping in a piss stained bed? yeah i'll pass

not exactly. it's not something i have the ability to make an update to.

!tempban @Admin_Raptorpat 10m

obviously by looks you can tell i don't. i've mentored people who have no experience but not people who are already senior/lead levels. i don't think i can tell these people anything they don't already know

these people have 25+ years of field experience but what they do is sort of different. i don't think my level of expertise is going to compare.

me too

no, it was assumed going into the job that i did know it because i do. but not even close to well enough to teach it

hey you never know

i'm on probation for the next TEN MONTHS. so gird your loins

i was trying my best not to panic while i was talking to him and some of the other people on the team, but when i got in my car holy crap i fell apart.

proprietary information

no, the thing i was hired to do. i know it, but not nearly enough to teach it

this is different. i can't really explain how this is different but this was during an expectation setting meeting where they're looking for me to TEACH this thing. this wasn't explained during any meeting we've had.

nope i am the low man on the totem pole

not everything proprietary can be googled easily

ho lee fuk. they need someone who knows way more about this shit than i do.

i've been having one all day from work. i am absolutely not qualified for this role whatsoever