PhilosipherStoned

That fool lives for the shit..

@ghostrek Show me your mean face! 🤬

I put up with enough of the 120's In Iraq fuck this place for being my home, and trying to offer up simular temps when it can..

That triple digit shit is coming for me... Severe thunderstorm/tornado watch weather has been keeping it in check I think.. That's why I'm just like fuck it tornado do you not have GPS! I AM HERE!

I found my multitool that I've been lookin' for for a while. Everyone kept askin' or needing it at work... It was in the jacket I bought when texas became alaska for a bit. .I thought I checked there, but now I'm just wearing this thing because the rain already soaked one of my shirts unexpectedly. Balls in your court Texas weather..

I bet our boy is just all tuckered out from wrapping so much meat.

By dog run I mean I was walking a dog that gets butt hurt if he can't at least go joggers pace... Lol I was just speedwalking with that dude pulling for a bit and still going faster than people trying to jog so Idk.

At least it made me push out that last quarter mile though. Yesterday the storm hit right when I was taking my groceries in. 🙄

I was just entertaining myself at this point.

G dammit this guy got me.... Gotta see what he's up to this year.

So wait Zeni's liver aint failing because of the beer.. That motherfucker's a Sagehog. Damn. You know what this is the only thing Zeni is getting from me. Hedgehogs are the shit though...

I googled this just for you.. and zeni lol How old is the oldest hedgehog? A 5-year-old hedgehog is about 76 in people years, so if your hedgehog lives 5-7 years it has lived a full life but five years is longer than the national average. ...

but...Why is it suddenly not ok? I mean it must've been on another level.

Cinnamon* Though I'm still not sure what type of Digimon it is.

Though I havent had a box of lucky charms in ages.. I never found the marshmallows 'crunchy' especially if you put the shit in milk like you're supposed to.. You fucking tipping the box over in your mouth or are we talking cereal bars?

I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs! Nah cinnamin toast is more my style these days I'm lame..

Sonic could use at least a bit of that in the front imo.

Listen that's fine we'll worry about your elements later. Just show me a good time already.

worms + storm cloud (Rainman) = Late NaBraniel? I mean my alchemy could be off I suppose.. I forgot to include your dad, but... You guys share simular blood right. 🙃

But what about you big dog? How much longer can you continue this masquerade before the facade explodes into a big cumulonimbus cloud raining worms?

You wont. I'll be ready though. Heavy Duty Lint remover in hand.. because I'm all for a more furry UEMB.

Ok I was busy with the alcohol munchies.. Ihop had me covered.The bacon tempation thing was alirght. Anyway... What is this new rule with buttholes I keep hearing people talking about I hope it has nothing to do with me telling someone to go get some latex gloves... InB4 it's all about me. 🤪 I could give a fuck less I think it's better when people pretend to not understand my angles. It makes it that much better when they get butt hurt about my supposed insensitivity.

All I ate today was a salad at about 3PM and the beer I scarfed after work.

I am placing all my hope in Ihop. Help.

When you're employed it usually is. **rimshot** I mean this monday is like my Friday or I wouldn't have even made a thread.