Leon

Did someone give you access to roofies? Is there a woman who resembles her tied up in your room?

That's the kind of cheap ho that you settle for? Well, I mean, would settle for if you could even get that girl.

I mean, only if you can dismiss the fact that you're cheering for a potential rapist.

Beating the shit out of a delusional person will only give you momentary satisfaction, it won't snap them out of their delusions. Their twisted mind will just rationalize a way for them to convince themselves that they didn't lose.

But isn't his name Rapelisberger? Doesn't he stalk bathrooms to rape drunk chicks? I'm pretty sure that was a thing.

We all know he's never going to do anything with his life.

Isn't their quarterback a rapist?

Oklahoma City sucks.

Time to drop the hard truth. If you haven't been in one by now, you're probably never going to have one.

Do you masturbate with sand paper or something?

That's kind of the point. Also, when are you going on that show? I'm sure your mom must've arranged it by now.

You are almost certainly addicted to caffeine

I'm about to go to bed. Eat shit, losers.

The porn industry isn't exactly known for nuance or sensitivity. Maybe the loss of sensitivity.

Oh no. And I was responding in earnest.

Do this. As soon as possible. You want to take as much advantage of your prime as you possibly can.

What conspiracy did I theorize?

Yeah but I can't say if he was born that way or if it was a lifestyle choice of his that made him into an orange man.

I mean, if you're actually desirable then you should be able to tell them when to leave without having to worry if they'll come back or not. Basically, you shouldn't be concerned with any of this stuff if you're as desirable as you say you are.

But you're not white. I mean, neither is he but I assume it was an option for him at some point.

If you're desirable and popular yourself, there's nothing more satisfying than winning the admiration and devotion of someone who by necessity casually rejects others. But I guess that's a feeling you'll never really understand.

I'm not being politically correct. Being as cavalier as I am with the word autistic isn't politically correct.

Aren't you Puerto Rican? Or some other kind of non-white? Trump's just going to try to deport you, if so.

I mean, you still give off the impression that you don't understand social cues.

Shave all your hair off.