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I forgot to include this in the becomes recluse category.

Honestly, I don't think Trump will be alive much longer. There have been 2 attempts in 2 months. First his favorite place, a rally, and rattled him enough to roll back on those for a while. Now his other favorite place, golf, isn't safe. My guess is he'll lose the election and will become so paranoid he'll essentially refuse to leave his home. This would end in 1 of 3 ways: 1. Opens himself up to a coordinated and organized assassination plan 2. Commits suicide 3. Goes to jail and is either killed or commits suicide The election may as well be life or death for the guy. Needless to say, what's good for him is the worst for the rest of humanity, so I guess that's a sacrifice we just have to make. Oh no, whata shame....

I hope this permanently ruins his enjoyment of golf.

Damn guys, stop missing. Chill.

"Rich people, help!" yells the working man candidate.

No

I can't bring myself to finish reading either of those long, boring, and weird tweets.

It will. They're idiots.

I've lost the ability to sleep schedule. I keep napping throughout the day accidentally. 40s are going to be great!

You know what's stupid? Homework.

Her paying for Twitter is a pretty funny punchline on its own.

Is this like 10 tweets or did they remove the character limit?

Glad she obliged to sate my boredom.

I don't hate wealthy people for being wealthy. I hate them when their wealth is so extreme it fundamentally fucks our economy and they use their unbelievable wealth to commit horrible deeds. I don't really care one way or another about Swift. I wouldn't care if she endorsed Trump, either. Her getting over 300,000 voters registered in one day is no less hilarious. Seethe harder.

Shit, hoodwinked! She both sided it, too! Damn, Trump did so bad she can't even declare victory. Impressive.

I'm going to assume it was supposed to be something equally, if not more, silly now.

Man, every time Trump gets publicly humilated, MD takes a little longer to have her own meltdown. The GOP needs to feed her dumb opinions faster. They're so boring when they're hiding in terror.

I appreciate the admission that he'd care more about the cat than the child.