Judy

I remember the "dad" of the kid in Bad Grandpa saying that over their Skype conversation

I prefer TT over TTG, but TTG can stay, I don't care, I don't watch TV. I miss me some Teen Titans though.

I don't dress up, but would for work or whatever, since nobody but co-workers would see me. I think my girlfriends kid is about that age where he thinks dressing up is for children, he's 12...but he still wants the candy.} I'd dress baby Alex up but I dunno what the point would be.

Yes?

I'm slightly above average

Hey babe My name says JehutyNinja under my account, but I think Rogue changed it to Judy, like they called me in TC cause nobody could pronounce Jehuty LOL

You can be the big spoon...

Honestly, I think women are put off by your charisma and the fact that you bleed testosterone. I mean, if you look at a woman, she'll get pregnant. Nothing you can do, besides maybe maiming your face, so as to lure the ladies in.

Witches. Burn em all

I've had water touch all of my unmentionables before.

I wish we could sync our breathing

Can't believe they're still making them.

You've never filled in the gaps yourself? I always have deep conversations, no matter what, even if I'm making up both sides of the dialogue

Lone wolf! Fuck dat beotch, right in the tatas

I need an adult :'(

Uhh...**backs away slowly**

Holy crap, the AVGN is still making videos?

If you want a woman, you gotta show her your dominance. Nothing shows that more than you jerkin it to the sweet sweaty aroma of her feet.

I'm surprised you don't have a female account that you use to flirt with yourself

Gotta give it a deep sniff followed by rapidly licking and jerkin it

Aww another Fugg in the making, she's already a twerkstar

I work at an incoming call center

I prefer dogs, but I seem to have animal magnetism, they all love me... I always find owners in that their pet never does that to strangers. Depending on the cat, I assume dander, I can be allergic