André Toulon

Masochism keeps me from being bored.

I assume they both look about the same now......At least Manson can put some work in.

Where do you live that people come to just insult you while they shop for groceries.

Farts?.....Man, that's hilarious.....Try doubled over in my bathroom with my tummy cramping as I spend 10 minutes in perpetual splatterscat. Leon[/member] .......Nothing depending on the cereal.....Soggy rice Krispies, Yes........Soggy KaptKrunch, not even once.

The worst part being that I'm lactose intolerant (and don't tell me to try almond milk or some other weak ass shit......Vitamin D or GTFO) but I always have to pour up a second bowl. Tried buying bigger bowls, but it just gets soggy, so you have to wreck that second bowl for satisfaction. Before you ask, Cookie Crisp.

What I've been doing for the last 30 minutes

That tune is fucking catchy....I need to make that my ringtone.

LOL

Talked to him a little while ago........He's still kicking and doing well. Since he had no interest in the Staging boards I haven't bothered him about this place.

Bang up job digging through the dirty hamper of shit streaked and tired memes to bring us one of tumblr's fascinating tales of neckbeard fantasy.......You sir, win the internet. Better?

The epitome of one hit wonders.

That CP was stupid 3 years ago and it's stupid now.

Thursday-Sunday

The only think you needed to learn from cribs

Wow, and I thought I was bored

Yeah, because I should really be nice to someone who makes outlandish claims like these about me without any restraint......Drink bleach with your pills next time.

What a stupid, vapid reason to watch a show.....Do everyone a favor and don't

NARKEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cool, she can wear it while she tries out the new womanizer I bought her.

Notice she did not put down the box of leftovers.

Defensive?.......I'm not defensive, I've explored my sexuality through and through.......A bunch of virgins can't tell me what I am.....As I said earlier, it's gayish, but if I want to see a throbbing cock, I can go dance in the mirror......Which I also do a lot.....I'm very gay for myself. The gayest.

So if I watch straight porn, I'm also watching it for the dick......It's only straight if you watch lesbian porn........It's like I'm 14 again.

Stop trying to shame me with your masculine vagina.

The real answer is to mark their territory and slowy start to bring other shit over there.......They start with a bra or some panties because we're dumb and it makes us feel a bit of pride.......Or in the OP's case shame.....But I digress......Soon, it'll be some hair spray, or body wash or some shit.....Then a toothbrush........Before you know it, you'll have nail polish remover on your nightstand and tampons in your bathroom. Good luck inviting another girl over now......We're too stupid to effectively hide shit, or if you do and she comes looking for it you have to explain why the box of tampons isn't sitting on the back of the toilet where she left it.

This sounds like hyperbole......I'm pretty sure I can put a lvl 98 magikarp with splash only out on a level 3 anything with all 252 EVs (what items are we talking), and it'll have to struggle itself into submission before it can take down a 98 magikarp because the MK will have it's evs maxed as well (assuming you didn't nerf them on purpose)........If the MK has tackle, it's a wrap. Thinking about it, it won't take the MK down because the MK will be forced into struggle after running out of splashes and murder whatever it is that's lvl 3.