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André Toulon

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  1. Zeni hurt some staff feefees and the SJW populous really believed this perpetual virgin was a threat to women. The real problem for them was that they couldn't ignore Zeni so he got under their skin. Troll success. I'ma go school him on how to circumvent this weak ass IP ban.
  2. Just because you murdered a baby possum we all to you to leave alone doesn't mean there was some act of god in play.
  3. This is a lie. I didn't even need Maury....She claimed I was blocked but sill wound up in my name change and RIP Huggie threads.
  4. Y'all some ol pussy ass niggas.
  5. I do ok without dicks in my mouth so for there to be dicks in my mouth, we'd have to be talking some astronomical amount that I not only could never see me acquiring on my own, but also needed immediately lest I die or my family be killed. I mean if you're comfortable with sucking a dick, I say why put a price on it but for me it's not even really fathomable even in 8 digit land. 9 digit land might get you some chocolate tunnel but even then we're talking like Johnny 6 fingers has my daughter captive and I need 100mil in an hour.
  6. Sources?
  7. She claims she was on one but I looked for it.....It doesn't exist......Tells you what kinda bitch she is.
  8. Thanks man....Don't try to give them Bendy.....Bendy will call them when he needs them.
  9. You are a sly minx, I'll give you that. But nah, there was no way my posting habit could ever fit into those kind of time frames.....I'm always logged in but I'm not really here. It's not that important though. I mean I did wanna see but I'm also gonna make it without seeing it too.
  10. Sarcasm game=open toe house shoe.
  11. Now, now fellows, let's not get crazy here.....No one sucks as much as TiC
  12. Oh, I was in the kitchen cooking......I missed it. Oh well, maybe next time.
  13. I.........I don't know how to make it any clearer. People say it's nice, and I want to see how ashamed of myself I should be for not have nice things.
  14. Is this really a "wut" situation.....I'm just say bye to your FB.......
  15. It's been my FB pic for like 2 weeks, but i guess I haven't talked to you in a long time either
  16. I'm scared of Germany......Germany decided to go to war, and who did they choose to go to war with?......THE WORLD! And you would think this would have lasted 5 seconds, you know the world just goes over and beats Germany but nah, it was CLOSE! > > > > > > >
  17. But....Why? It's like meatspin but....Well, you know.
  18. Jesus christ, I was 16 when Pokemon came out.......I thought this was part of my childhood but in reality I was just a fucking nerd.......This is also when I lost my virginity so thank god for that because if not for these 2 polarizing events happening within that same year, I'd have grown up to be Ghostrek.
  19. This is working out well......Maybe I don't hate Norm and I just hated his show he had back in the 90s because this deadpan fucker is cracking me up. Nice rec, nab.
  20. Man, I like really hate Norm.......His only role I ever liked was Lil' Chubby on MNiE, but wth, not like I'm doing anything until the beer store opens back up. I assume it's on Netflix?
  21. This.....This shit right here. Rolling around in bed, periodically opening my laptop or checking my phone searching for any human activity. Here's the real shitty part.......I've decided to change my diet up.......Whole grain foods, veggies, fruit, leaner meats....All that jazz........Everything in my kitchen requires prep and cooking. The only snacks in there are shit that the kids eat but I don't (on purpose) like fuit rollups, gummies, rice kripie treats....That bullshit so not only am I bored, stoned and lazy.....I'm fucking starving. Ate a turkey dog on wheat bread and Jesus Christ there has never been a less satisfying snack. Also coming to terms with the fact that I really hate the part after drinking where your body is hot no matter how cold you have it in your house........Also that I don't have much fun here unless someone is around for me troll. Oh, and Project X Zone gets really old really fast on new game plus because you're either too OP for the campaign now, and too shit tier for the challenge stages, so you have no choice but to grind through the campaign again just to level up. How fucking awful is Tracy Morgan......This is my second time trying to sit through his special but my GOD I wish he had gotten killed.......How did he manage to make a career in comedy......At the risk of sounding homophobic, I really can't imagine he made it this far without sucking a dick or two.........Kinda miss when Bucket would sit up and play words with me all night but meh, don't really even want to do that. Meh, Mini Wheats it is I guess.
  22. Check your vagingo
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