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André Toulon

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    Shoney's and Quincy's both had bottomless bacon. And French toast.....That was like all I ever ate before they all disappeared.
  2. Instead of listing all the names, it would have a clickable that said something like 40 members are viewing this thread and you would have to tap it to see who they were.
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    3:34 am

    5:33 Just woke up from drug induced sleep.....Don't want to adult. Takes 2 more pills and gets back in bed.
  4. Being evicted =/= leaving the house
  5. I had Crackerbarrel for the first time....Shit is overrated....I coulda went to Subway.
  6. whut Is that a hotdog bun?
  7. This was almost 20 years ago and my primary source of income was selling/delivering drugs, so yeah.....This put a damper on that.
  8. Walking is a privilege.......Hope you don't lose your legs.
  9. I told this story on lithium....wasn't too sure if I wanted to revisit it but got wasted with these girls on freak street. It was called freak street because every chick on the block was a slut and basically competed for dicks. Well, I bought a bunch of liquor and blow to get them loose but since I'm a greedy monster I wound up the one wasted. I remember stripping and cooking burgers naked.......I don't remember anything after that. Later, pictures surfaced of them violating my passed out corpse of a body......Small town so they circulated fast. It took a while to reestablish my street cred after that.
  10. Yeah, I kinda stopped paying attention when Charlie came in....... I remember Stuart and Carter moving in together.....Did they ever bone?
  11. Alternatively, regular poison is terrible
  12. I simply hate sleeping with other people.....I mean legit sleep. It's hard enough for me to sleep as it is, but it's impossible with someone breathing on me. I got up, made a sammich and came and got on the couch......Which is leather and also hard to sleep on, but at least I can put a sheet on it and it's not so bad.
  13. What a frightening image
  14. Well tis took an odd, sharp turn
  15. If I wasn't a complete failure in photoshop, I was going to create a pic of them boinking, but then I get high.
  16. Hi fuggz mom......Are you coping well with your daughter's death?
  17. It's both. They changed in Next Friday........But fuck Next Friday
  18. 8 days....Started with acid, ended with gut bombing meth.......I didn't miss sleep at all.
  19. You had a girl, Zeni?
  20. I wish Ghostrek was here to show packie how to really clean shit up on time and spotless. Show him how weak his shit really is.
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