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André Toulon

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  1. LOL, y'all assume fuggz read the bible?
  2. I only have 1 toe? Baffling.
  3. Are you questioning my duality....THAT'S 2 ALITIES
  4. Don't say you slept like a baby.....BABIES SLEEP LIKE SHIT! Need a titty to get them through the night.
  5. We've all seen your Donatello turtle beak......It hasn't changed.
  6. Fat, child minded animal murderer with a dirty carpet at her mother's house who will potentially and hopefully be sans child.
  7. Seems counterproductive, but it works
  8. I told her this on the phone but she's just too retarded to hear anything that she can't use as a weapon.
  9. I get bored dude....Like I don't even want the alcohol, but it was so much easier to kill the time when I was drinking......Even when I'm being productive I find myself killing tasks at record speed and then here I am again. And weed just dont cut it.
  10. Campral and Zoloft....I'm assuming I'm spelling them right.
  11. Bored and still have 2 more things to do that require pants....AND I have to work my graveyard tonight.......Sadly, I'm on meds that won't allow me to drink but dammit, I want to kill a 12 right now. Be interesting.
  12. They're* You've been big since I've known you....I still got the pic of you in that one piece at Disneyworld or Seaworld or wherever that was. So I'll ask it again, name one and I'll post them up.....Next to you in your wrestling jumper at Seaworld 4 years ago.
  13. So basically you don't want to measure up to the chicks I've been with......Cool.
  14. Not sure what you do, but I think it's CIS related......Man, the world is your oyster....I wish I had the time to expand my Networking + EET into something similar
  15. What does she have to do with this.....Do you think I'm Lupin?
  16. Name one, and I'll post a full body that makes you look like stay puft
  17. Thank god for them. It's good to be validated for something other than your sexual preference......I don't watch Dashie so he can tell me how many chicks he bangs.
  18. Why is this a thread?
  19. I hate summer with a passion....Only Northerners like summer.....If you grow up anywhere near the bottom, Summer is the season where tires pop, ACs go out, Bugs procreate, and yards turn into jungles......Fuck Summer
  20. Even in hyperbole this is completely retarded.
  21. Good for you. Let's start the countdown to when it's offensive to you in some way.
  22. Bullshit, you're at least a 41 in women's
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