André Toulon

Found a SB in the fridge...forgot I bought 2 and only ate one....so down the hatch

Nah, Chong is my fave. Cheech kinda gets on my nerves at times.

Wait until you're 45 and they ask you to poop in a box and put it in the mail

Mardigras is purple green and gold...we literally have songs announcing this. I have no clue what that shit is supposed to be...Mask might be right...I believe him.

Sawdy definitely used to do that weird "she a ni...nice person" bullshit. It was after that I had to get him off my FB. I don't think he's inherently racist, but I feel like he had that same problem sponges had where since he was never around black people, he had no clue where the line was.

I'm high as shit because at first I said I wonder how old he is. Math never came to mind.

Perfect derail convo for the dinner thread, the kid's mother had to have hers removed....I have no idea why or for what reason it was necessary, but it was my first time hearing of such.

Scratch Lasagna... Weed, ground Veggies, chopped Meat, thawing Noodles, being lazy AF because it's not their time

I think it's part of what soured to a lot of IBers about me. they had no idea why I spent so much time playing flame tennis with her, so it didn't necessarily look like an ongoing, never ending battle and more like I was just randomly being a dick to her. But I tried to be friends with her several times, but I just think she liked the vitriol more than coexisting....and I just plain don't mind playing either role. Honestly, I always felt her struggle....Single mother forced to live at home and work two jobs to get the bills paid...I felt that shit, hell I was doing the two job thing for a while, so I know how it taxes you. But then she would smuggly insult others and their financial situation like she was just balling out of control...personal attacks on both our parts aside, that was the thing that worked my nerves....almost just like packard, but I'm rambling as usual...the point I'm trying to make is I was fully aware of her plight and the shit she put up with, but then that personality hits and it's like wtf?

Meh, if he died, he died. But I was just wondering if I should keep looking for him

But seriously....did y'all nuke him this time😢

Nobunaaaaaagaaaaa

Probotector (Mega Drive) is waaaaay better than Contra 3 AW.

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It's been like 2 weeks..... SB incoming.

I still would have eaten it I'm the guy with a rare gastro disease so I doubt this is the endorsement I meant it as

Wtf is shocking me. I think we all learned from Garfield or some other cartoon or muppet that if you scuff your feet on carpet, you can touch and mildly shock someone. Haven't done it in years But lately, everything I touch shocks me...my door, the light switch, my hoodie, my bed...etc But there is no carpet in this house...none. my son has a gamer throw rug but I don't go in that room...it's....I don't go in that room

Yeah I have script glasses but reading glasses might as well be duct tape for me

Nah, I can't see shit out of any version of reading glasses. Every single pair I've put on my face is like being in a dust storm that makes shit bigger but more out of focus

So weenies and ramen

Hotdogs...maybe. Not sure. I made groceries but I really hate the cooking part now. Mostly because I didn't shop in meal form...just grabbed shit as I walked by and said "yeah, I'll eat this." We'll see

Burger

My cousin's nickname is Big Hence...but Hence is his last name. Mine is, now mind you....I'm aware of the problem but I don't want to really think

Ugh....it's my fault. I blame my conversation in this thread for this suddenly being in my feed