André Toulon

You win......I can leave peacefully now

Too deep for me.....I worked my graveyard job and slept on the couch in the lobby.......I dreamed about people coming in and catching me asleep. I have that dream a lot at work and it's become impossible to tell if I was dreaming, or did I just tell someone to fuck off because I was asleep. No matter, they refuse to let me go (trust me, I've been trying >).......I mean the guy that works the other 5 days is a child support lawyer who got caught looking at gay porn on camera.......No fucks are given because only someone like us who needs a second job will show up for that shit.

Nah, I really did get bored with it because I was like "let's mix it up a bit" but I really don't know much about the "IB" or "Toonami" users so this was going to be over by round 10 when I ran out of babblers, and about 50% of those would have been flames, so meh.....It sounded better in my head, but in retrospect was just a mistake.

I remember reading something a while back that female hyenas have dicks and they fuck the males to display dominance. I'm not a big fan of hyenas so I may be getting some of this wrong.

Round 3.......I'm already bored with this game and regret inviting you all to come here....Who am I

Exemplary, Ok, round 2.......I like to say things like Antifa f*ggot, and Snackbars. I really like when mommy buys me Taco Bell.

Thank you.....I was waiting for someone to make this post because I had no interest in correcting her.....Shit's old. Nab told me about it back when we were still on Node.

The rules are simple.....Really obvious. Let's begin with an easy one. I only have 1 ramen noodle......Who am I?

They won't do it because she's a beeyotch

Likes mean you like what they said.....Karma is likes for the user

Hoot Kloot

This sounds like the 10 year old in my daughter's class trying to convince people she was possessed before.

Is this one of your raps or are you drunk and trying to tell me about your day

Soooo....Was he trolling him, because it takes a real idiot not to cognitively evalua........Nevermind, Steve-O

No one did......I've told this exact story hundreds of times.......What I didn't do was claim I was taking 3 times my prescribed dosage because FB was too much for me to handle.

I was drinking every day back then.....Not like 6 pack after work drinking......Chugging whole bottles of vodka at 9am drinking. I was gripped with crippling depression and fuggz was the only person that you could call at 1am, shitfaced, and she'd pick up. The girl I was actually "with" at the time wouldn't pick up her phone after 10pm because she knew I was 3 sheets, but fuggz takes drunken compliments to heart. She still thinks this was normal behavior. No sober person can tolerate her longer than 5 minutes.

People knowing my name that I have no recollection of ever meeting.

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One of my goodies seller's name was Dollar Bill......Haven't seen that dude in months. I assume he's dead

But I'm asking a thief where he stole them from.

I mean, that's just retarded.

Swing and a miss......I was simply stating that anyone who makes these claims make them because they don't have enough money to live the way they want to.........Not long ago there was a thread made about would you suck a dick for some large sum of money, anf the same claims were around that "Yes you would" and I stated that I would take one in the pooper before I'd suck a dick......I, plain and simple don't want a dick in my mouth and I live confotably enough that it's not an option.

It is if you've never earned more than 10.50 an hour.

Where'd you steal them from