André Toulon

I have plenty, when I open one, I'll show you the difference between butcher cut and that garbage you picked from a grocery store lineup

Your seasoning method is akin to suntanning a 500 pound bitch with a 4 oz bottle of sunscreen

I saw an ad on hulu a few hours ago when I made this thread and the fact that they said "mewounties" just made me shudder....Like, this....this is what it took you 20 years to come up with

You don't capture that kind of magic twice, especially after almost 20 years.....I have no idea why it took so long, but at the end of the day, I'm just not optimistic. Sadly, I'm obligated to see it because of how many times I watch the original, but it just seems like gimmick, the film. oh well, I guess I'll know next week

Cheap cut, and it's in an aluminum roasting pan......Just stop right here....Nothing you do going forward will make this better.

Translation....Not enough dudes having sex with each other because in a place like the oasis there are totally dudes having sex with each other and they left that out to slight mochi.

I don't know, let's see this fine deli salami and I'll tell you if putting mayo on it is stupid. Wait, no...Don't.....I don't care, you're just gross and so are your food pics.

No, I'm talking about Salami period unless you're buying that cheap shit they sell next to the bologna....That's not salami.....That's just fancy bologna

My only problem was the Z kidnapping scene.....Why would you blindfold a knocked out dude and then show him you took him right across the street......None of that made sense.

Shiny cloyster

I'm awake, had my morning constitutional, and I feel great.....Thank you chili dog gods

Thank got there's no pic, I've seen what you call a sandwich before.....Mustard goes on salami...preferably dijon

Chili dogs.....Now to the Oasis

As I wold if I had eaten any other food.....Wht did I do to you....Why are yo trying to curse me....I just wanna eat so I don't feel like shit in 4 hours.

I have a phone, yes

Your gastric fallacies don't apply to me.

I can eat and type

Great answer, but inaccurate.....The truth is I need to soak up some alcohol

I do not acknowledge your disdain for chili dogs

Goddammit....I vanity searched and posted in a fucktard thread....Fuck you nab.....For future reference, don't mention me in any of this piece of shit's threads....Thanks, dude.

I tried but couldn't get there so I'ma eat some chili dogs and go to sleep

I think the Pokemon ship has sailed....He plays DragonballZ now

Not sure why but ok.....I think I'll survive.

Why did this thread suddenly make me hungry

I genuinely liked it....Not just suffered through it like I did Guardians of the Galaxy 2 or Spiderman Homecoming