stilgar

Stop trying to be me!

Yup.

Outside of Philly.

I wouldn't call myself mr monster dick, but thank you.

Lips or no lips?

I really love the marble league videos and wish they would upload faster.

Oh, shit.

The motion picture?

That is why it's nice to live in a flat place with a car.

I like that the laundromat near me doesn't need change and gives you a card you load with money.

That is what I was thinking. And than...

What, no waffles?

You may be colorblind.

The best is eating the orange and vanilla tootsie rolls at the same time.

If you do try this you will need to get eggs so fresh they just fell out of the cloaca because here in America they wash they so much that they protective barrier on the shells is worn away. This opens the pores in the shells and allows micro organisms to enter. They don't do that in Japan so it is safe for them to eat eggs like that.

You gotta cook it before you eat it.

Fuck you too.

That's why I didn't suggest Warhammer 40k as a hobby.

Waste your money on a new hobby, like Battletech.

What like a D&D campaign?

There is a reason the Romans stopped doing that with their calendar.

Your cat is copping a feel.

https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/necklace-of-fireballs