Sawdamizer

No

Will you accept bits of string?

I'm not doing YOUR job

I'm listening...

Fucking contractors... I need roof work done and these lazy fucks can't even get estimates done in a week. I'm gonna hire some Amish mother fuckers soon. Two contractors said they wouldn't work on slate... Worthless fucks. Anyways, in my day... Yadda yadda

Good night out in Philly.

Yes I can, and I will... And I may show up and throw shit at you.

Your picture, when saved, says your latitude and longitude.... Packard.... What the fuck is wrong with you?

Do you typically buy things from the catalog? Do you use the same credit card as you did for the plane tickets? The CVV code on the back of the card, do you have that handy?

Which isn't saying much

.........

Molar....

It's the American dream

Kill it

I bet the sticker is on the bottom of that brim

He picks weird times to bait

Post a pic of your catalog, with your full name and address on it

That's over a decade?

That phone is at least 12 years old

How would you wear them?

Nothing for my Galaxy s9+

Just stopped in to say I'm going to the Redsox game tonight.... How bout Dem Redsox? 85 wins and it's not even middle of August?

Pointy needles?

Nah, this is more of a hobby.