Sawdamizer

Fucking tryhard mod bitch

I just can't get enough of this shit, it's like Major League for Football. They purposely do shit to secure their position at the bottom of the division.

I was messing around with the new Ad features in Facebook and my timeline is pretty clean now.

Lmao

I looked at it quick... And it's straight out of fortnite dickbags nightmares.

Ok... So, why are you on it? Or getting commercials?

Welp, that is some reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee from me dawg.

Dafuq is tictoc?

I feel like I'm missing out now. I'm not opposed to tripping an old fuck.

Last visited 5 hours ago

Whatever man, fuck you.

Ghosty, you pissed me off last week and you didn't say sorry and I have been fuming since... What is your fucking problem!

Are you trying to set me off tonight?

All my shit is over there and don't fucking touch it, Florida man.

*waves bye bye from the wagon*

Viper.

Trump as a door lock?

Looks like one of those fancy new McDonalds just opened up here. 6 touch screens that take your order, made to order, and you pay and sit down. The staff, which is minimal, then brings it to your table. Obviously, I'd still never eat that shit food, but what a time to be alive if you just don't care about your guts. Obligatory, "you wanted $15/he?!? Well, you've been replaced by robots!" Rabble.

Dude is shredded, I saw him eating melon. So fuck him.

There is this morning networking thing happening today that I chose to sponsor, without even looking what was on the agenda, because it's supporting a women and children shelter. Well, the first speaker is a guy that labels himself a bullying expert... The dick in me (heh) wants to ask if he was a bully himself, or did he just study a bunch of psychology shit that makes him an expert on theory... IDK... Where my waffles at?

Vietnam changed everything

I just like how their vaginas are left to right

Go on...

Can you work a stick?