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Sawdamizer

Sawdamizer
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  1. I dont get lonely, haven't in a long time. I suppose, that I got used to it and became my normal. Plus, I generally dislike people.
  2. stop fucking your phone
  3. I still do this shit
  4. I have a 40W Ryobi Electric Mower.... no sound at all. I've mowed at 3am.
  5. Breakfast beers
  6. I'm only cummin if I know you're cleaning my cum
  7. Will you clean the cum off the windows?
  8. LSD or nothing for me
  9. Fucking knew it
  10. I cant tell if thats an innuendo or not
  11. You are the Iowan now
  12. Shes a sure thing bruh
  13. Did you have the sex?
  14. I'll jerk off to this guy
  15. Settle down Guy Fieri
  16. My wife has seen a bunch on me and called me a silver fox.... she doesnt know that moniker is taken already by a tyrant Vanderbilt
  17. Buckle up, buckaroo
  18. I got your capital right here.
  19. diagonally cut pb&j sandwiches taste infinitely better. Juice, straight from the bottle with the fridge door still open tastes way more amazing than any other way you can drink it. What else?
  20. I didn't approve this, did I?
  21. Some expert you are
  22. The corpse of Whitney Houston, she would use the power, greatest love of all.
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