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Mode 7

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    Got banned from the local bowling alley for massive damages to the floor after a botched attempt at juggling bowling balls
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    Put a couple of cornish hens in the crockpot. Gonna have some white rice and corn with it later.
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    Finally got that door to door book salesman job he's been wanting for a long time
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    Is currently wanted by the Oklahoma Department of Corrections for a parole violation
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    Does the big wiggle
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    Does the Curly Shuffle
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    Got banned from the Toronto zoo for mercilessly teasing the gorillas
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    Chuck Norris is overrated, yeah I fucking said it!
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    Used to be a car thief but was mercilessly mocked by police for "having poor tastes in cars"
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    Built a boarder wall around his house made up of cardboard boxes
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    Nicotine., Red Bull and shame
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    I see Amazon has some affordable cattle prods Should I? 🤔
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    Carries a cattle prod every she goes
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    Street Pharmacist, the correct term is Street Pharmacist and yes it does.
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    Nepotism is running wild
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    Once met Clark Kent at the library
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    Reads video game instruction manuals to kids at the library
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