Mode 7

Used to own the Taco Bell chihuahua

Almost tripped and fell stomping down the basement stairs

Entertains children at birthday parties by telling stories about this place

Has the Unsolved Mysteries 800 number on speed dial

Knows because they won't let me leave until the ransom is payed off

Spends her time trying to do the Michael Winslow sound effects

Cried watching Police Academy, laughed during Titanic

Doesn't watch anime in subs or dubs but in Klingon

I haven't played video games in almost three weeks, I'm just undecided on what to play. I'm leaning towards Final Fantasy VI because I want have some fun screwing around with character names.

Suggests that I use it like The Penguin instead

Do not tease the animals

Tried to arm wrestle a gorilla

Is a big fan of nine inch nails... not the band but actual nine inch nails even has a collection of them

A Salad

Sends feet pics of Packard to Dudeco

Very talented at breathing, especially at exhaling

Names all her RPG characters after pornstars

Sleeps with a body pillow of Robert Stack

Used to work as a police sketch artist

I hate my life

I gotta be honest, I just don't care about this four nations farce the NHL won't shut the hell up about. I'll keep saying the best international tournament is the world jr tournament. Who's actually excited about this gimmick mid season tournament?

Speaks better Klingon than Ghostrek