Mode 7

Reigning shuffle board champion

eats rice one grain at a time

Eats rice with a straw

Uses licorice as a jump rope

Has two pet piranhas named Layne and Jerry

Named her Komodo Dragons Bruno and Bobo

Always buys Rhode Island Reds

Because of the price of eggs he rents chickens every weekend to get free eggs.

Used to date the bee girl from the Blind Melon "No Rain" music video

Used to be a mailman

Modeled his life after Newman

Has a Slurpee machine in his bedroom

Lives in a igloo

Finally got those two Komodo Dragons, burglars beware!

I'm at the Laundromat and just amazes me on how two people can have a mundane conversation about laundry. This is something straight out of Seinfeld. How many loads are you doing? What type of detergent do you use? How often do you do laundry? Just on and on

Was signed by the San Francisco Giants to be their bullpen catcher

Update The Nintendo bandit has been captured. He was arrested at a motel in Los Angeles and has been extradited back to Georgia to face several charges of armed robbery. He's hired @discolé monade as his defense attorney.

Got the counterfeiting charges dropped. Her attorney was successful in arguing that it was entrapment. She's still hopeful that she can still purchase a pair of Komodo Dragons.

Bought a copy of World Domination For Dummies from TAO

beef stew from crockpot

Sells "World Domination For Dummies" books for his door to door book salesmen job

Was arrested for the counterfeit money, turns out it was a sting operation to find out who was passing phony bills throughout town. She has hired @scoobdog as her defense attorney.

Keeps pouring bubble bath in public pools