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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Is a distant relative of big foot
  2. Takes baths at a public fountain...in a bathing suit of course.
  3. Washes her clothes in the crockpot
  4. Puts salt and pepper on his ice cream
  5. People who bring their dogs to the grocery store should be forced to sit on the Judas Chair
  6. Dries his socks in the air fryer
  7. Gives out canned vegetables to trick or treaters every Halloween
  8. He is what you will call a repeat offender I repeat he will offend again
  9. Sings the meow mix song to her cat
  10. Is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and is all out of bubblegum
  11. My sign is no smoking, why do you ask?
  12. Knows the secret language of Toucans and can speak it fluently
  13. Always gets daylight savings time mixed up. Spring back and fall forward.
  14. Captain of his curling team
  15. Reigning shuffle board champion
  16. eats rice one grain at a time
  17. Eats rice with a straw
  18. Uses licorice as a jump rope
  19. Has two pet piranhas named Layne and Jerry
  20. Named her Komodo Dragons Bruno and Bobo
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