-Kudasai-

Was also featured on a episode of Unsolved Mysteries in a UFO segment

So I guess something is going around because is calling in sick. Clearly I caught it but I never call off unless I know for certain that I'm getting laid that day.

Won't pick up his toys off the floor

Buys my bottled ocean water on daily basis

Has a shrine dedicated to Figgs' hooha

Breaking news shes just been banned from Manitoba

Is a descendant of Col. Sanders

It was a free ride but she already payed

Builds furniture for dollhouses

Has come to snuff the rooster

Was born under a bad sign

Disarms you with a smile

Is the man in the box

Is sitting on a park bench

President Trunks of course

Looking California and feeling Minnesota

Also choked out Jack Perry

Has mastered the art of the perp walk

Is only happy when it rains

I was sick all day at work and I come home and the heat isn't working and it's going to be Arctic like weather for the next few days

Knows that I'm the worst enemy to have

Jimmy Hoffa is buried in his backyard

I haven't a single second of the 4 Nations tournament, I could careless who wins it all however this really needs to be said. So team USA beat team Canada in Canada last night. Last month. Last month team Canada got bounced in the world's jrs. 1993 was the last time a Canadian franchise won the Stanley Cup. The last two Canadian teams that went to the final loss to two teams based out of Florida. And then was 2006 to North Carolina and 2007 to California. This whole thing of Canada dominating the sport of hockey is dead. Other countries have caught up whether they like it or not. The sooner Canada realizes that the better.