Mode 7

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Just put the other leftover baked potato in the oven and heat some chicken tenders to go with it

Bought Ghostrek Spell Check For Dummies for his birthday

Is a huge fan of Iron Maiden, the torture device not the band

For the time being I will no longer be making homemade lemonade. Between the price of lemons, lemon juice and sugar I'm better off buying the 3 for 5 2 liters and not to mention said brand is my go-to for lemonade so it works out.

Is currently holding Ghostrek's phaser gun and proton pack for ransom

Always seems to be in the elevator whenever TAO rips one

Likes to fart in a elevator full of people and pretend that it wasn't him

Got banned from the adult section in all book stores

Is banned from the humor section of all book stores

Is the real life inspiration for Dennis the Menace

Checks for spelling and grammatical errors in Fortune cookies

Spends his free time separating the W's from the M's from a bags of M&M's

Puts recreational use only on his dating profile

Puts used to be a Power Ranger on his dating profile