-Kudasai-

Got fired from his warehouse job for trying to operate a forklift using his butt cheeks.

Moved to Ionia, Michigan after he got invited to a Super Bowl party.

What's the point of owning a snow shovel if you never use it?

When asked who's the person he looks up to the most he said the Cadbury Easter Bunny.

I am pro piracy and I don't give a fuck how anyone feels about it. I'm all about being able to enjoy entertainment anyway you can especially in this economy right now. I will never ever shame anyone who wants to watch anime on torrent sites or download roms of 30 year old video games or whatever else. If you can get it for the free get it!

Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest

Someone left their shit in the dryer and you know what I don't give a fuck I'm taking those clothes out because I have laundry to do. Tomorrow is my day off and there's a snow storm so I don't plan on going outside for anything that includes doing laundry so my shit is getting washed tonight, feelings be damned.

Was at that 1992 Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit when Billy Corgan's guitar got stolen. His lawyer has advised him not to say anything about what happened that night but it confirmed that he was seen backstage when the guitar was stolen.

Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.

Makes goat noises when he runs out of RC Cola

Witnessed history as Ghostrek ran the 4 minute mile in 3:57. This feat was accomplished when Classic Swim dared him to put a tarantula next to Ghostrek's face while he was taking a nap.

Is really looking forward to National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Used to tell people that Mountain's Leslie West was his uncle.