-Kudasai-

Me just saying fuck it and disappearing without a trace.

Is threatening to the embarrassing photographs she has of several Michigan donors unless she is named school president.

Michigan needs an enema. Just take the nozzle or whatever the hell you call it stick it right up the school's ass and flush everything out.

Is rumored to be the next University of Michigan athletic director.

Tells people that he invented the German Suplex.

Oven roasted chicken breasts, mashed potatoes, peas and carrots and 4 cheese rice.

I can't remember the last time we got this much snow in December. For those people who wanted a white Christmas they got it.

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By ass he means a picture of Donkey from Shrek.

Plans on spending Christmas with Mr. Hoonie in Montreal.

Shed tears of joy when Mr. Hoonie was finally deported back to Canada.

Two instant cup noodles and some lemon ginger tea.

I still feel like shit however one did make me feel a little better and that was finding my new favorite Christmas song. I love this song not because I think it's great song because it's not I love it because it's hilarious it is for all the wrong reasons. From the title to the lyrics I can't but laugh every time it comes on. I don't how Fallon kept a straight face while singing it. The jokes just write themselves.

I don't feel good today. I have a head cold and right now I'm feeling dizzy and lightheaded. Hopefully I can make it the rest of the day.