Mode 7

I use to prefer to just listen to podcasts talk about wrestling so that way I wouldn't have to watch it, now I don't want to even podcasters or Youtubers talk about it because wrestling just sounds so painfully terrible to even listen to a review. Hell I don't even want to watch older wrestling clips or matches anymore.

Keeps the clump of hair he tore off the other kid during that fight at Blockbuster in a jar in his bedroom.

Got into a fist fight with Mr Hoonie over who gets to play Super Alfred Chicken first.

I'm going to put this frozen lasagna the microwave when I home from the laundromat.

Got into a fist fight with another kid back in 1995 at a Blockbuster over who gets to rent Yoshi's Island first.

Somehow managed to burn ice cream

Didn't leave his house for six months after getting an Atari Jaguar and a copy of Tempest 2000

Cancelled his date with Ghostrek in favor of playing Calecovision with Mr Hoonie at the burn ward.

It's finally starting to get cold and I couldn't be happier. The warm weather weirdos are all crying about it, good I love drinking your tears now run along and go hibernate somewhere.

Leftover beef stew again

Had to take Mr Hoonie to the hospital after he set himself on fire. Tao hired Mr Hoonie to do yardwork and he agreed despite having a cold and plus needing money for cigarettes. After the work was finished Mr Hoonie wiped his hands with a damp rag he found, however for some unknown reason the rag was soaking in kerosene and being the chain smoker that he is lights up a cigarette and BOOM! Because of the cold Mr Hoonie couldn't smell the kerosene. The video of the "accident" which is titled "Mr Hoonie goes kaboomie" currently has over 10 million views on his YouTube channel.

Leftover beef stew