-Kudasai-

Watching someone out in public with their phone making a tiktok or whatever the hell their doing is surreal. Don't they realize how weird they look just randomly dancing in public or just walking around in public with your phone in your hand talking about some random random Internet bullshit. All the more reason why I don't going out in public because I don't want to get filmed by random ass weirdo.

Wrestling is so bad these days I'm really starting to miss 2010's WWE. It was shit but it was interesting enough to make fun of it. Hell I'd rather watch Aces and Eights and the Immortal era of TNA than watch AEW. Their brand of fuckery was more entertaining than the fuckery that is AEW. I used wrestling back then was awful and make no mistake about it because it sure as hell was but looking at wrestling today it kinda puts things in perspective. I'd rather watch the bullshit of last decade than watch the bullshit of this decade.

Laughs every time he hears the word glockenspiel.

Asked Santa Claus for a glockenspiel for Christmas.

Hates armadillos with a passion due to her being unable to defeat Armored Armadillo from Mega Man X

Did this when Packard showed up on his doorstep looking for Mr. Hoonie.

Made this expression when he accidentally walked in Ghostrek in the shower

Frying some pork chops later.

Always leaves Santa Claus his special homemade moonshine instead of milk and cookies.

I've been taking a lot of L's this month hell this entire year to be honest, really need to start getting some W's.

Told Ghostrek the best way to meet women is by joining the Polar Bears Club.

Took a plea deal for probation in his mimes assault cases in exchange for testifying against Mr Hoonie in his murder and burglary trial.

Smurfs himself off to Smurfette every night before bed.

Leftover cream of chicken noodles.

Still better than Dasani.