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Told Ghostrek the best way to get women is bring hunt and bring home a snipe from San Angelo, Texas where he currently is at this moment.

Ran into Classic Swim who was dressed in his gator suit in Coral Gables, Florida while on vacation.

That cream of chicken smells so good right now, I can't wait to put the noodles in later.

cooking cream of chicken and noodles in the crockpot

Why are the boards suffering from loading issues recently?

According to several ex-girlfriends always says this when he's about to climax

Celebrates Muttley's birthday every year by baking a cake and binge watching Wacky Races and Dastardly and Muttley cartoons for 24 hours straight.

Constantly gets into arguments with French-Canadians over their French claiming that Metropolitan is the true French langurage.

Thinks buffalo wings comes from buffalos in Buffalo, New York.

Thinks horseradishes comes from horses.

What fast food joint has the best flies?

Favorite road rage insult is calling someone a Spoony Bard.

Ends every sentence with "you'll be hearing from my lawyer"

On April Fools Day in 2003 he thought it would be a good idea for a prank to have the song "Send the Pain Below" by Chevelle played over the loud speaker at the maternity ward at his local hospital. He's still banned to this day.