Mode 7

Because he loves Robocop so much, every time he plays chess and it's his opponet's turn he looks right at his competitor's face and says...

salmon and white rice

successfully trained a chicken to fly

Who knew vampires would be so picky

Is banned by the city Shelton, Washington. He's been advised by his lawyer to not say why and was also advised to not speak about his ban from Spearfish, South Dakota

Is writing a fanfic about the Adventures of Freakazoid in the Justice League

Flyod also had great taste in music

yes

Was confronted by other Jehovah Witnesses for the brutal pistol whipping of their friend the other day. They were soon confronted by Bruno and Bobo and the hostilities came to a sudden end.

Soon after his last post his reign of terror as the infamous Nintendo Bandit bank robber came to an end in a small town near Edmonton. Alberta Canada.

Instead of punching him I dropped him off in front Pat's house

Got shot by TAO's brussel sprout slingshot for crowing outside his window at six in the morning

For reasons unknown has been banned from the city of Spearfish, South Dakota