-Kudasai-

By ass he means a picture of Donkey from Shrek.

Plans on spending Christmas with Mr. Hoonie in Montreal.

Shed tears of joy when Mr. Hoonie was finally deported back to Canada.

Two instant cup noodles and some lemon ginger tea.

I still feel like shit however one did make me feel a little better and that was finding my new favorite Christmas song. I love this song not because I think it's great song because it's not I love it because it's hilarious it is for all the wrong reasons. From the title to the lyrics I can't but laugh every time it comes on. I don't how Fallon kept a straight face while singing it. The jokes just write themselves.

I don't feel good today. I have a head cold and right now I'm feeling dizzy and lightheaded. Hopefully I can make it the rest of the day.

Eggs, grits and maple links.

Tipped over the outhouse while Mr Hoonie was inside.

Sent it's carcass to the glue factory because he ran out of glue for his Herculoids macaroni art.

Is the owner and trainer of the horse known as "Two Weeks Later In The Feelz". Mr. Hoonie will be the jockey in the Kentucky Derby.

Plans on betting on the horse known as "Got Dam That Hot" to win next year's Kentucky Derby.

Told Dudeco that conducts an orchestra using his feet.

Was disappointed when he met Goldberg because he actually wanted to meet Gillberg.

Bent Ghostrek over his knee and gave him an old fashioned spanking for eating the last slice of angel food cake with 7 minute frosting.