-Kudasai-

Once called a baby "stinky pants" and the baby clenched his fists took a swing at him.

Before starting a playthrough of Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball for the SNES she thought it would be funny to change all the players names to male pornstars. The biggest mystery is how does she know the names of so many male pornstars.

Makes this face every time a fight breaks out during Pictionary night.

His reaction when Mr. Snoot bought him a new chicken suit for his birthday

Eggs, grits, maple sausages and butter biscuits when I get home from work.

Has been searching for Shawn Michaels' lost smile for almost 30 years. Even wrote a letter to Unsolved Mysteries asking if they would do a segment on it.

Makes this face when he realizes that he's out of Mr. Pibb

Is hosting a fundraiser for Ghostrerk who needs Tommy John's Surgery after getting hurt in softball after throwing just one pitch.

Convinced Lenny Kravitz to cut off his dreadlocks.

Thanks to Mr. Snoot he got the rent money Mr. Hoonie and Ghostrek owed him. Since then he's been Googling how to get blood off of brass knuckles.

Burgers and fries, this was almost a fail because I thought the buns were in the refridgerator but they were in the freezer so I just popped the buns in the microwave.

Hired Mr. Snoot to be her financial advisor.

Not a ranking but I'm going to name my favorite SNES game from a different sport Football: Tecmo Superbowl III Baseball: Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball Basketball: NBA Jam Tournament Edition Hockey: NHL 96 Soccer: International Super Star Soccer Deluxe Tennis: Super Tennis Boxing: Super Punch Out Wrestling: Saturday Night Slam Masters Golf: Kirby's Dream Course Racing: Biker Mice From Mars

Wrote the lyrics to the Krypto The Superdog theme song.

Based off a recommendation from Mr. Snoot he and Classic Swim chipped in to buy a hooker for Ghostrek which in reality is Mr. Hoonie dressed up as Liza Minelli.

Asked Mr. Snoot for advice on what type of hooker he should get Ghostrek for his birthday

Based off a recommendation from Doomer he's allowing Mr. Snoot to be his next tenant.

My favorite, cream of chicken with egg noodles in the crockpot.

Gave Ghostrek another birthday present, an eviction notice that was nicely gift wrapped.

Met Mr. Hoonie's cousin, Mr. Snoot. They had chocolate chip pancakes, shared stories about Mr. Hoonie and compared stock portfolios.

Bought Ghostrek a banjo for his birthday.

Burgers and fries tonight, tomorrow a crockpot dinner TBA.