-Kudasai-

I am witnessing a level of dysfunction I've never seen before in my life. It's fascinating, it'll be funny if it weren't so sad.

No I prefer the TV to be on

Got married to this song

Not a ranking but here are the 10 worst WWE champions ever 1. Mr. McMahon 2. Andre The Giant 3. The Miz 4. Jinder Mahal 5. Sheamus 6. Mick Foley 7. Shawn Michaels 8. Diesel 9. Dean Ambrose 10. The Iron Sheik

Jinder Mahal was a better WWE champion than The Miz.

Posted this the night The Miz won the WWE title

As much as I make fun of RC Cola I don't think it's the worst pop, that honor goes to Fresca. It doesn't get more bottom shelf than Fresca.

Wait a minute is this myth actually true

Easy because of my job and dealilng with their parent company 7-UP.

The first time he met Santa Claus

I don't like pop a.k.a. soda for you non-Midwestern folks whatever you want to call it I just don't care for it no matter what company it comes from.

That one time he met William Shatner

Owns an excuse rolodex.

Once pitched a made for TV movie to SyFy called Shartnado. Needless to say that it was unanimously rejected.

Is always stalking Kudasai's profile

That one time at band camp

Ends every sentence with the phrase "Viva la Angel Dust"

Two things 1. Go tell Dudeco 2. "Guests" should be arriving any moment now

What she eats for breakfast every morning

Frozen pizza

Is wondering what's become of Ghostrek after he accidentally threw up gang signs as a rival gang was approaching during their sign language teaching lessons.

Star Wars parodies are more interesting than Star Wars themselves.

In talks with Netflix to turn that into a series.

His reaction to last night's Pictionary loss