-Kudasai-

Rigged his car to do the conga

This thread smells musty

Plays this song whenever the pizza delivery guy shows up

Wants it all but can't have it

Wants to be sedated

Tried to shoot a real life duck with an NES zapper

Was the first person to discover the 1 up trick in Super Mario Bros

Was a participant in the Scooby Doo Laff a Lympic games

Once found a chili bean that looked like peter Griffin

That horrible feeling when glass breaks and it broke on the carpet

Cooking chili in the crockpot

I lashed out at someone publicly, he's lucky all I did was yell and didn't fold him up like a pretzel.

Cold cuts I don't feel like cooking or doing and plus I want to go to bed early

I finally have Internet again after two months of fighting with two different cable companies. Wi-Fi finally got activated this morning so tomorrow for the first time in weeks I'm going to have a day off where I'm not talking agents, setting appointments, and having goofy technicians coming to my apartment. I finally get to do the one thing I love doing on my days off which I haven't done in weeks and that's taking an afternoon nap.

Always brings lots of spaghetti

Perfected Jon Arbuckle's Avocado and peanut butter stew with French dressing

Was supposed to be Kerwin White's caddy but injured his shoulder playing guitar hero thus Dolph Ziggler got the job.

Sings this song everyday before dinner