-Kudasai-

Never obeys the keep off the grass signs

Playing the lottery is such a waste of money

Decided to learn how to speak French after watching this

Wrote the lyrics to the Reading Rainbow theme song

Burgers and fries

Learned how to drive from Playing Mario Kart

This isn't a ranking but a list of my favorite video games from every console I've played NES: Kirby's Adventure SNES: Donkey Kong Country 2 Sega Genesis: Sonic The Hedgehog 3 PS1: Crash Bandicoot 2 N64: Super Smash Bros. PS2: Metal Gear Solid 2 Gamecube: Super Smash Bros. Melee Xbox: Jet Set Radio Future

I love living alone

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Wears the Super Mario frog suit when he goes swimming

What the hell is an Unbarn?

This is what Disco wears when it rains outside

Appeared on a episode of Reading Rainbow when he was a kid

Wears a Tanooki suit during winter

According to Mr. Hoonie he wears a cape during sex

Once dated a woman who was a Mega Man fan, things didn't work out because her nickname for him was Quick Man

Sausages, eggs, grits, toast and Sunny D

@Ric

Since motherfuckers want to sit on their high horse about Hulk Hogan I want to say this, I have no problem with people talking shit about a dead person. If you had an issue that person while they were alive why change your tune just because they died? Doing that just seems so disingenuous especially people knew how you felt about them when they were alive. Just be honest!

Celebrates Christmas on July 25th