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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Left a bag of flaming dog turds on Phil Spencer's porch as response to the Xbox Game Pass price increase
  2. Is dressing up as Wednesday Addams for Halloween
  3. Bought several Bantam chickens from Tao's chicken farm
  4. Talks like Marvin the Martian after too much caffeine
  5. Works at Tao's chicken farm as the head rooster
  6. Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time
  7. Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub
  8. Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower
  9. Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower
  10. Started a fight at a bingo hall
  11. Owns a chicken farm in Kenosha, Wisconsin
  12. Wants Ghostrek to learn self defense so he loaned him his Hong Kong Phooey DVDs
  13. Shaves people's heads for food
  14. Made a statue of Uncle Fester out of Farfalle pasta
  15. Can't get enough of TAO's artichoke milkshakes
  16. Was arrested for assualt and battery after she was caught beating eggs and whipping cream
  17. Can play AC/DC's "She Got Balls" on the recorder
  18. Will fight anyone who mispronunces foliage
  19. Used to think that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in Casper, Wyoming
  20. I'm air frying some chicken breasts, rice, mashed potatoes and peas and carrots
  21. Owns a Komodo Dragon farm in Gurdon, Arkansas
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