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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. People who bring their dogs to the grocery store should be forced to sit on the Judas Chair
  2. Dries his socks in the air fryer
  3. Gives out canned vegetables to trick or treaters every Halloween
  4. He is what you will call a repeat offender I repeat he will offend again
  5. Sings the meow mix song to her cat
  6. Is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and is all out of bubblegum
  7. My sign is no smoking, why do you ask?
  8. Knows the secret language of Toucans and can speak it fluently
  9. Always gets daylight savings time mixed up. Spring back and fall forward.
  10. BBQs his Twinkies
  11. Captain of his curling team
  12. Reigning shuffle board champion
  13. eats rice one grain at a time
  14. Eats rice with a straw
  15. Uses licorice as a jump rope
  16. Has two pet piranhas named Layne and Jerry
  17. Named her Komodo Dragons Bruno and Bobo
  18. Always buys Rhode Island Reds
  19. Because of the price of eggs he rents chickens every weekend to get free eggs.
  20. Used to date the bee girl from the Blind Melon "No Rain" music video
  21. Used to be a mailman
  22. Modeled his life after Newman
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